blackpoint - the au community

Stuck in a squishy human body and dumped on a pre-space travel Earth. This wasn't how I planned on spending my vacation. But I guess I can't complain about the stupidity of five fingers when you're taking such good care of someone I thought I'd lost for good.



I can still complain about everything being archaic and slow, though, right? Good.

[OOC: EverybodyLives!AU Garrus!]

I mean, at this point I'm just going to assume that Comcast oversees portal activities; that's how bad they are.

Hello, it's Emily. Lost yet another perfectly perfect outfit to the whole sudden-deluge-of-salt-water thing. They said this world was weirder than the last one, but whatever. Of course it is. What does that even mean? How can this shit get any weirder??