blackpoint - the au community

I need employment. My sister has been kind enough to put up myself and my daughter and I'd like to try being a productive member of society again for my own peace of mind instead of the formerly dead lump in bed. I can wield a machete like no one's business, sound like a drill sergeant when I need to, and make a delicious squirrel steak because I'm the Chopped winner of the Zom Apocalypse round. Nothing law enforcement need apply.

Holy shit, my kid's turning three in three days. Party hats and cake for everyone!

And also ... twenty ... something? I salute you, Jake II.

I need new shoes. I've officially outgrown all of my shoes. Also I've done all the reading so I know it's normal to be clumsy, but when a naturally awkward person becomes even more clumsy, it's a recipe for breaking at least three things every morning.

I miss coffee.

Monday strikes again.

Did that really just happen? Wha

But my shoes aren't here.

If I had a dollar for every time someone cheekily asked me to make their engagement ring look like the Ring of Power, I'd probably hoard it all and attract the attention of an asshole dragon.

[ Melissa ]

When's your next day off, Mel? Want to go to the courthouse?

[ added; Jack and the Scotts + Melissa ]

If you can be there, your mother and I are getting married Thursday morning at a courthouse here in the city. We're limiting to just the kids, and we'd love you to be there.

At least it's not the Yuuzhan Vong.

For the record, I don't care if any of you go see it. I got my own set of tickets, and I try not to be a giant hypocrite.

Also if this Dameron guy ends up being my alternate-world brother, I'm going to be really disappointed. Rawr.