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So my diet is shameful, the wood I'm using is a travesty for the environment, my bike is a horrible blight on the earth's sustainability, and I get a lecture every time I wear leather.

Is this what fatherhood is like?

PORTAL. RUDE. HDU.

You'll realise I'm not new because I actually listened to the HPD, because I know them for fuck sake.

Anyway, they told me my parents are here (duh) but that it's 2015 so they're young and unwed. 2015 has the WORST movies. This - I do not approve.

Spoiler alert: Stiles and Lydia, it's a girl! Three girls, actually. And to be more specific (because I like that every Stiles and Lydia probably just had minor heart failure) my dad is the Stiles that is a werewolf.

Ari Stilinski.

Show-and-tell on Friday took a very Ezra-centric focus, for some reason. One of them brought a doll she thought looked like me, and then they all started talking about people (and a dog) they'd met who also looked like me.

But more importantly, let's discuss.

Alright, they released me. Who wants to come get me?

Derica, what the hell did you and Petra stir up this time? Were the Darach and a psychotic Alpha not enough for you, because I was fine leaving the level of crazy at that.

[Genderswap!Cora Hale coming in from the end of season 3a]

Out of my warm, occupied bed and dumped into a cold ocean, alone. What have I done to you lately, Portal?

[OOC: Future BP Aramis! Please assume even on non-facial hair icons that he has the goatee. Because it ain't going nowhere.]

"Let me do your hair", she said.

"It will be fun," she said.

( HELP. )