blackpoint - the au community

I did acid once. It was kind of like this. Only, more floating llamas, less cops telling me I'm fictional and usually have breasts.

Not that I'm against breasts. Or a well-fitting catsuit. I just tend to prefer them under me, not on me.

Anyway, Sebastian Kyle. Hello, nice to meet you, where's the exit, etc.

You know maybe you have been working too much when the universe steps in to throw you at Hawaii and makes you fictional so you can't go back to work, at least not right away.

Happy goddamn Tuesday.

Welcome or welcome back to all the people showing up recently. Some of you may remember me (or maybe versions of me? If so, please tell me about me as you know me) or may not, but I'm Dave Lizewski. If you get up to New York, I'll buy you a beer (or an ice cold Coca-Cola if you're under age).

[Mindy]

Was I right? 2 minutes or less til one stepped up?

[ FILTERED AWAY FROM HARVEY SPECTER ]
First one to buy me a drink gets the honor of buying me a drink.

I'm starting to feel my age. Used to be people wanted the best and now they'll just hire any half-assed sloppy hitter.

Attack a guy while he's drinking his beer. Idiots.

I'm Alex Argent. They said there was another me. And that I was fictional. Jury's out on whether or not it was the weirdest conversation I'd ever had, but it was pretty close.

Guess I can cross Hawaii off my bucket list?

[ filtered to his allison ]

So. Boy you.