blackpoint - the au community

If I'd known I was going to go back in time, I think I would have paid more attention to lottery numbers.

Did you know that my place in the future is, right now, a fucking daycare? I never knew that. I've done things in that place where kids sleep.

Why did I decide to go into politics again? No one should spend this much time at the White House. Not even the President.

I need a vacation.

When going to Canadian strip clubs, it is not okay to throw the $2 coins at the strippers.

Lesson learned.