blackpoint - the au community

I really wonder sometimes how some of my students make it to adulthood. One just said he blew up his ex's laptop on her front lawn, accidentally set it on fire, then protests that he was unfairly arrested.

Then one of the pre-laws somehow talked me into giving extra credit to anyone who wore a costume on Halloween and the world seemed in balance again.

I feel like I should tell people that a Shinra uniform isn't worth a hundred dollars. Neither is my hair.

At least, I don't think so. I haven't exactly been able to find a way to convert gil into dollars here.

Sooooooo I'd like to announce the birth of the coolest and future hottest kid to ever grace this planet, Jake George Kane.

Lock your daughters up in like fifteen years.

Texts to Jubilee

» MICK ASKED ME TO DINNER.
» I THINK IT'S A DATE?
» SOS.