The 3rd Annual Darcy Lewis Halloween Party: October 27th, my place. BYOB. 7pm - UNTIL WHENEVER.
COSTUMES MANDATORY. If you DON'T wear a PROPER FUCKING COSTUME you will be covered in silly string and left out on the front porch. Oh and there's a prize for best costume (which is voted on by everyone at the party and I kick cheaters in the nuts) straight from jolly ol' England.
PS: There's some alien panties still in the lost and found box from the last party and they're not mine. Someone please claim them or I'm burning them.
COSTUMES MANDATORY. If you DON'T wear a PROPER FUCKING COSTUME you will be covered in silly string and left out on the front porch. Oh and there's a prize for best costume (which is voted on by everyone at the party and I kick cheaters in the nuts) straight from jolly ol' England.
PS: There's some alien panties still in the lost and found box from the last party and they're not mine. Someone please claim them or I'm burning them.