I GIVE UP. This Valedictorian speech is impossible to write without sounding like a total cheeseball. I swear to god, I'm just going to quote Bono and throw in the towel. Peace out, Class of 2012.
I'm just terrible at spring cleaning. I pull everything out, then when I attempt to sift through it all, I end up finding old photos, or a book I thought I'd lost and I end up sitting on the floor in a pile of junk for hours while nothing gets done.