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Oct. 29th, 2015


I need all of the James to report to me now.

May. 28th, 2015


Any other moms out there who really just want wine and a massage?

I really just want wine and a massage.

Feb. 8th, 2015


The living room has been turned into The New Asgard.

It's really a blanket fort, but when I call it that I get an angry little face insisting it's the New Asgard. Should have locked up her paints, because now there's even a rainbow on the floor right outside the entrance.

She's never going to let me tear this down. )

Mar. 30th, 2014


Jane, I have finished our home.

I welcome all to join us on the beach to celebrate the completion of this labor this afternoon. There will be a feast fit for kings, of roasted pig and mead!

Mar. 9th, 2014


Alright, which one of you is going to babysit for us tomorrow night?

Feb. 14th, 2014


[ Filtered AGAINST TW People ]

Does anyone have a sturdy basement that locks from the outside? Or maybe did someone get dumped and now their sexytime handcuffs are obsolete? Tonight's the Full Moon here and while it's not an issue at home, I just had one a week ago, things are fucked, and I'd prefer to confine the puppet experience to my imagination.

I know it's last minute and Valentines Day, but I don't make the moon. I'd owe y Ugh I'd owe you.

[ /Filter ]

Feb. 8th, 2014


My city, I'm glad to be back in you, even if it's just for the weekend. Scottie, I think I'm going to go on and stay 'til tomorrow!

So while I'm here: Avengers in New York, pleasepleaseplease let me take some of you to coffee or something, anything, please.

Jan. 30th, 2014


Captain America is here?

Nov. 9th, 2013


» I haven't seen it, but I can only imagine the thunder was your doing and something happened in the movie
» So I'm coming over
» Your granddaughter is extremely worried, you know

Oct. 30th, 2013


This isn't the vacation time I was looking for.

Jul. 23rd, 2013


Just so everyone is aware, my baby is the most interesting baby that's about to be new to the world.


Jul. 16th, 2013



May. 21st, 2013


THOR. Where are you, you raggedy haired knave.

May. 19th, 2013



[ooc; Sup, it's Alex, and this is raceswapped Thor. That's the only change, he's post-Avengers!]

Feb. 23rd, 2013


Something's wrong with Thalia. She wasn't where she was suppose to be after her last mission. Her handlers can't track her locator and she hasn't responded to any of my texts.

She was in Algeria and we were suppose to meet in Essaouira in Morocco. I need help.

Jan. 11th, 2013


It's never fun when your kid throws a fit. It's even less fun when that fit comes with thunder claps.

I can't remember if I did this too.

Dec. 24th, 2012


Alright, Portal. This is a new one.

[ooc; Peeta is coming in new from past Blackpoint. So if your character knew him before, he will remember them!]

Dec. 11th, 2012


Someone get Bucky away from me or I swear to God there will only be me and the old guy left in this world.

Oct. 21st, 2012


Anyone free and in LA right now?

Oct. 13th, 2012


I'm officially been banned from field world. They're putting me at a desk until they force me into bed rest.

I'm pregnant again.

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