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Jan. 25th, 2016


How many of
This much magic really sho
I'm still stuck at wow
Is there an

Hi, I'm Henry. Are were numbering or naming all the versions of our universe?

Nov. 26th, 2015


Auggie, hospital, now.

Aug. 5th, 2015


If Snow tries to throw one more bridesmaid gown at me to try on, I'm killing someone. Someone save me now.

Jul. 27th, 2015


Just leaving this here.

[ooc: please pretend it's a pic of the ring on her actual finger and not just that lol]

Apr. 8th, 2015


Because somehow my counterpart seems to think I'd be better at school shopping than him, I'm going to be in Honolulu this weekend for a day or two. If anyone wants to join Holly and I or take pity on me and lead the charge, please do. Regina, I'm looking at you.

EDIT: Friends and family - August and I are getting married in Honolulu on Saturday at noon. Wear whatever you want and no presents, but make sure you're there.

Hatter-Joneses: Can we use your place for the reception?

Mar. 24th, 2015


I wish I could say I'm surprised at magic gone so horribly wrong in the hands of Mundanes, but I'm not

This isn't the first time I have started anew, and I suppose Hawaii is not a terrible place to spend an evening.

Hello, my name is Snow White, and no I am not the woman I've seen on the TV ads since arriving.

Mar. 15th, 2015


Moms, Dad, expect something in the mail soon

Feb. 23rd, 2015


Cups and Titanium have no right to still be good after this many times of having them stuck in my head. The person to blame for my introduction to Pitch Perfect knows who they are and should be prepared for retaliation.


Jan. 25th, 2015


[ooc; An engagement ring! It's made of enchanted wood instead of metal and has a pretty diamond stone instead of an opal.]

Jan. 3rd, 2015


For the record, there really ought to be another way for people to make an entrance. Drops in the ocean like that are hella disruptive to the ocean's ecosystem.

And this is really not great timing. :(

Dec. 21st, 2014


I've about had it with magic portals. I need to get back to my son.

Nov. 24th, 2014



I stole a dog. )

Nov. 10th, 2014


I was chasing a perp and I had him cornered, but he pulled a gun on me and I didn't think I wasn't thinking and all of a sudden he was knocked back against a wall and he's in the ICU. I think I did magic and now I'm suspended pending an investigation and I don't know what to do.

Sep. 5th, 2014


I'm so sad that I can't sing like this Rita Ora chick. :( RIP Black Widow, I should have never attempted you.

Aug. 4th, 2014


Magic hasn't always done well by me, but if my wife and daughter are here, I'm willing to forgive it.

Jun. 25th, 2014


Being from any version of our world always skews these results.

How else was I supposed to answer? )

Relatedly, Emma, let's go try something we've never done soon, before I become a sad internet dweller.

Jun. 15th, 2014


delivered to david nolan this morning in person )

I think I did a pretty good job considering I broke the first three.

Mar. 15th, 2014


Punching that groping asshole was worth losing my job.

Related note, anyone have any jobs they want to toss my way?

Jan. 5th, 2014


text messages to charming )

Jan. 3rd, 2014


Talk about a convenient portal hop.

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