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May. 12th, 2016



When are we going to get the cat guy showing up in this world? Asking for reasons.

[ooc; potential civil war spoilers in comments!]

Aug. 16th, 2015


The internet has lost it.

Jun. 9th, 2015


Just wanted everyone to know that I don't have a secret family that I'm hiding and I'm very, painfully alone, and probably going to die alone, so if we made out at a party or whatever, you don't have to have my secret family on your conscience, unless you feel ashamed by your choices, in which case ouch, I hate you.

Apr. 24th, 2015


So I feel like I should apologize. For my face.

Nat, I would never call you a slut or a whore, not because you can kill me with a raise of your eyebrow, but because I am entirely for a full embrace of the sexuality spectrum or whatever.

Sorry. I hate my face too, sometimes. It's not because I'm sorry that you're offended, but because I'm sorry I'm offensive. Sorry. Genuinely. My god.

Feb. 24th, 2015


I just discovered an amazing fairytale musical miniseries called Galavant. Who wants in on this marathon?

I had a great time the other night. We should not let that be the only time.

Feb. 22nd, 2015


Why is there a cut out picture of me and my butt on the fridge?

Are you trying to tell me to stop eating ice cream, Kate? Because I can't stop. I won't stop.

Jan. 31st, 2015


[ooc: 10 or so hours after this]

I'm proud to announce the birth of Sarah Amanda Rogers. Both she and her mother are healthy, happy, and perfect.


I scraped the bottom of the barrel for this but I need to get away from the Suit up. Got a mission in South America, pack light - it's summer there. Wheels up in 30.

Jan. 30th, 2015


Oh, coffee maker. You betrayed me.

(Spoiler alert: it exploded.)

Nov. 20th, 2014


If I don't have my kid and my Lilly here soon, I'm going to find a way to punch the portal.

Nov. 6th, 2014


If you don't have any plans for this Thanksgiving, feel free to drop by my place. I only ask that you let me know in advance so I know how much turkey I'll need to prepare.

Oct. 26th, 2014


HIS AVENGER TEAM (including Kate Bishop):
This damn mov We've got a mission, suit up.

Clint, I invited your keeper, hope you don't mind. Figured it'd be a good idea to have someone on the team that's a good shot.

Oct. 21st, 2014


Before any of you pervs suggest it, I'm heading you off at the pass: totally gonna dress up as something from the Hawkeye Initiative for this year's Halloween. You're welcome.

Oct. 14th, 2014


How do they know?

Sep. 11th, 2014


sadly accurate )

Sep. 10th, 2014


I'm 99% sure this is your fault, Barton.

Aug. 15th, 2014


It didn't bother me at first that my phone number got leaked onto the internet, I got a lot of nice calls (for the most part) and talked to some interesting people. And then the reporters started calling.

Anybody looking for a publicist job?

Jun. 18th, 2014


Someone should probably give me some busy work.

Not that I'm not finding entertaining ways to fill my down time... )

May. 28th, 2014


I'm not really sure how I should be processing this.

Apr. 28th, 2014


You know what I like about California? Their food trucks. Sorry, guys, but you're going to have to roll me home at this rate.

But not really sorry.

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