July 2016




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Jan. 25th, 2016


Might I please have a count of all Jedi and/or Jedi relatives? I suspect I'll develop an impressive headache attempting to untangle all of the Force signatures myself.

It seems that I will be irrevocably late to my philosophy seminar.

Jan. 21st, 2016


Question. Has Blackpoint introduced the option to live as a hermit since I was here last time? Because I'm pretty sure that's the only way I am ever going to get to have some time off.

Also, I could really use a hot shower. And a bonfire. And new clothes.

Jan. 17th, 2016


Who wants to watch me kick younger me's ass at podracing? Noon, tomorrow, [location]. Kenobi, I need you to put down that drink and cheerlead for me.

Yes, yes, Sulu, I signed the consent forms. If I die, I won't sue Starfleet.

Dec. 30th, 2015


Who wants to play with toddler Leia and Luke for a few hours? The queue starts here.

Want to guess who saw the new movie and thought his kids were better off without him?

You get only one guess.

Oct. 23rd, 2015


Well this is a little trippy. I mean I've heard stories about what the portal could be capable of, but. Damn. And I had a show to do this weekend.

Hi, I'm Luke Naberrie Kenobi. I apologize in advance for my sister.

Aug. 18th, 2015


Volunteers for babysitting? Almost a year, she's already walking and likes throwing food. But otherwise a pretty happy and content toddler. I prefer a cop or someone that at least knows what they're doing.

Basically I need to get out of the house for a few hours and do something that's not work.

May. 4th, 2015


Right, so not a good idea to punch out fans.

Someone bail me out? I'm at SFPD.

Apr. 16th, 2015


I mis Alright, who wants to get utterly destroyed in paintball by me, tonight? Pizza after, my treat.

Apr. 12th, 2015


I was told that there might be people I recognize here, but that seems like an Imperial plot unlikely. My name is Sabé, and I'm afraid I was quite in the middle of something.