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FILTERED AWAY FROM NOGITSUNE ALLISON + HER LYDIA:

For those that might have missed it, we're dealing with an Allison that's possessed by the Nogitsune. My Allison and I have been out hunting for her, and have a few minor leads but nothing major.

We successfully removed the Nogitsune from Stiles, we think we can do it again with Allison, we just need her and it alive.

Do not trust her Lydia. I am deadly serious about this part. She may hit the point of desperation where she's afraid we'll kill both the Nogitsune and Allison and while that's an option and will probably lash out and try to find a way to do it on her own.

This can explain Nogitsunes better than we have time to do, but our ultimate goal is to take her alive and bring her to a secure location - Dr. Martin's lab in Hawaii has been offered up, it's underground and has a secure room. If you're willing to help, meet us there and we'll talk, in person, about code words.

And don't believe anything you see if you start going after her, it can cause mass hallucinations.

Alright, there are too many Devons in this house and I nearly died by the hands of my evil twin when I got into her candy stash.

So who wants to hire an out of work spy so he can work on getting his own place?

Someone killed a bunch of selkies. They're all over the beach.

HPD? Someone? What should I do?

Hi, I need all of the Scotts ever to report to my room for hugs. Don't be weird about it. I'm hugging all of you.

All Dads too, for the record.

[ooc; spoilers for the summer finale last night probably to follow!]

I still have no idea what to do with my hair or what the point of 10 fingers is, but at least I can walk without falling over. Now.

Ummm

Hello, humans? I'm Tali'Zorah nar Rayya and your technology is WAY worse than I was led to believe.

Is it too early to demand 4th of July shenanigans? I want a cookout and fireworks and Springsteen music and vaguely-homoerotic beach volleyball. And ice cream and one of those coconuts with a straw in it and daydrinking and writing rude things on people's backs with suntan lotion. Not too much to ask, right? I'll even throw in potato salad and as many D. Hales performing manual setup labor as I can round up. I can't comment on the quality of the D. Hales, but my potato salad is a religious experience.

C'mooon let's pretend we all get along. I need a fun day to look forward to.

Right then, which one of you kids is to blame for this whole... this?


[ ooc - always-been-a-lady Jane Stilinski! ]

As a general FYI, Bubbies has its seasonal Smores milkshake out and about as of 10:30am today. Trust me, you'll want to try it.

[ Filtered to HPD ]

Sorry about today's personal day, but it was absolutely needed. I'll be around bright and early tomorrow at the usual time.

[ Filtered to Portal-Genderswapped Lydia Martin ]

Still not dead. Felt sort of weird all day, but I'm guessing that's pretty typical for being on fire, dying, and then coming back.

I can feel your smug from here.

[ /Filter ]

I think I'm comfortable enough with this body and my breakup that I can have sex now if anyone's interested.

I flew too close to the sun yesterday and spent the evening with a sugar hangover. :( (I am still getting used to real world food, Dad, don't panic!)

Hi! I'm Holly Mills. I didn't introduce myself last time. It's been a little while since I was around a lot of people at once, so that's kind of exciting. I tried to find that nice super cute cop who helped me when I got here, but I guess he was out being brave and heroic.

So how many people are here who are under 18? Please like me.

So to get my mind off of the psychotic vampire currently trolling the world, I decided that I might as well read one of the books that my tutor assigned me. It's called "Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone" and so far, there are no stones. It's about a boy whose parents were killed by an evil wizard and he goes to a castle and learns about magic and one of his teachers is a monster dick to him. I'm not done yet but I'm enjoying it. Sorry to everyone who lived it and was miserable, but your lives are way more interesting than "Tess of the D'urbervilles", and also I'm not really sorry.

In the book, people get Sorted (with a capital S) into a House (also capital) that lets us know about their personalities. It's very interesting. So I decided to look up to see where people Sorted me, and I found this link that Sorts a lot of the people on the Teen Wolf show, and it's SO WRONG. I can't be a Slytherin! I'm not the bad guy! That's so untrue and terrible and makes me want to strangle whoever wrote that and display their head on the balcony outside as a warning to others. Just because I'm resourceful and I'm going to outlive you all doesn't mean I'm a Slytherin!!

Okay, so answer me this. You build your cities with luxuries that would make parts of the Capitol envious. You cut down the forests, rip up the land, all in the name of industry and innovation. Yet, I go out to hunt some goddamn food, and suddenly I’m the bad guy for venturing into your little reservation zones.

So instead of giving the land to nature and relying on the resources more, I’m supposed to keep out and eat this ‘food’ your industries are producing at the expense of the nature you’re ‘trying to protect.’

No wonder the world went to shit.

We'll be state-side in t-minus 3 hours, who wants us first?

I guess I should follow Peggy and Howard up - anyone want an exciting life traveling around the world founding a spy organization as my assistant? The pay isn't great, but the travel and food are free. And my lovely company, of course. I even allow a little staring at Steve.

How do you girls do it? I just want to curl up and cry all of the time or eat my weight in sugar or sleep.

I'm going to need someone to explain about Valentines Day, because I'm pretty sure it's one of those human things I don't get.

I was told there were Argents here.

[ OOC; Race-swapped young Chris Argent from a slightly altered world! ]

To everyone new here, hi or whatever. My name's Malia, and I like sad movies, picking all the marshmallows out of the Lucky Charms box, and chasing gulls on the beach because gulls are assholes. My hobbies include schoolwork and avoiding schoolwork because every time I think I've got math figured out they give me something new to learn with it. There's entirely too much math in this world. I'm introducing myself this way because maybe I won't screw it u

I used to be a girl and I guess I still am, but the portal put me in this body. I'm pretty used to being in a body that I'm not supposed to be in, so it's not as big a deal as it is for some. Either way I think a lot of the "girls do this" and "boys do this" stuff I keep hearing about is utter crap because from what I can see we're all just doing what we're taught, and the idea of nature-versus-nurture is sort of upsetting to me because what's the point if everything about you is already figured out? I didn't always used to feel that way but nearly getting set fire to by assassins has a way of putting things into perspective.

This got deeper than I wanted it to get. Ugh. Bye.

PORTAL. RUDE. HDU.

You'll realise I'm not new because I actually listened to the HPD, because I know them for fuck sake.

Anyway, they told me my parents are here (duh) but that it's 2015 so they're young and unwed. 2015 has the WORST movies. This - I do not approve.

Spoiler alert: Stiles and Lydia, it's a girl! Three girls, actually. And to be more specific (because I like that every Stiles and Lydia probably just had minor heart failure) my dad is the Stiles that is a werewolf.

Ari Stilinski.

Werewolves.

Kind of disappointed that the portal didn't flip me up gender-wise.

So I realize it's late in the day, but someone please tell me there are some shrimp tacos left.