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Oct. 22nd, 2015


I, on the other hand, will be only fucking delighted to act as a vocal ally in campaigning for my female peers to get the pay they deserve.

Sweet buttery Christ.

Oct. 4th, 2015


They told me it ain't heaven, I told them if it was, there'd be more baseball.

Anybody be kind enough to point me in the direction of my wife? Natasha Barnes. Redhead, probably getting into trouble?

[OOC: 1876!Bucky! Go read it omg. Deets in his profile. Fell in last night pretty effed up, so he's at the hospital. :D]

Jul. 22nd, 2015


[ Away from the Dinosaurs ]
I'm officially taking the night off.

Someone come drink with me.

Jun. 9th, 2015


Just wanted everyone to know that I don't have a secret family that I'm hiding and I'm very, painfully alone, and probably going to die alone, so if we made out at a party or whatever, you don't have to have my secret family on your conscience, unless you feel ashamed by your choices, in which case ouch, I hate you.

Apr. 24th, 2015


So I feel like I should apologize. For my face.

Nat, I would never call you a slut or a whore, not because you can kill me with a raise of your eyebrow, but because I am entirely for a full embrace of the sexuality spectrum or whatever.

Sorry. I hate my face too, sometimes. It's not because I'm sorry that you're offended, but because I'm sorry I'm offensive. Sorry. Genuinely. My god.

Feb. 24th, 2015


I just discovered an amazing fairytale musical miniseries called Galavant. Who wants in on this marathon?

I had a great time the other night. We should not let that be the only time.

Jan. 31st, 2015


I scraped the bottom of the barrel for this but I need to get away from the Suit up. Got a mission in South America, pack light - it's summer there. Wheels up in 30.

Nov. 6th, 2014


If you don't have any plans for this Thanksgiving, feel free to drop by my place. I only ask that you let me know in advance so I know how much turkey I'll need to prepare.

Nov. 4th, 2014


Oh come on. Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare just released and now I can't even play it? I HAVE TO RE-BUY IT AND THE CONSOLE? This is a ploy, Activision. You claim portals and even talk Hawaii into playing along. I can see right through you. I want my shit back.

Oct. 26th, 2014


HIS AVENGER TEAM (including Kate Bishop):
This damn mov We've got a mission, suit up.

Clint, I invited your keeper, hope you don't mind. Figured it'd be a good idea to have someone on the team that's a good shot.

Oct. 4th, 2014


So hayyyy, who wants to volunteer 6-8 hours of their time for charity? October 25-26th, I'll be hosting a Children's Halloween Carnival. I got permission to use Gramercy Park & Hotel for indoor and outdoor activities, and am currently getting donations and backers for rides, activities, booths, etc.

What I need from you guys - anyone who's willing - is volunteers to work one or both days, man booths, work the carnival, picture & autograph booths, face painting, judge costume contests, bob for apples, maybe sit in a dunk tank, get hit with a pie or two? All proceeds are going to Children's Health Fund charity. So, yknow, kids.

Sooo, if you want to help (please!) contact me ASAP with when you're available. All day, a few hours, etc. I'm asking if you sign up, you at least do it in a 4-hour block so that I don't have to shuffle people around too much. Currently working on getting lunches donated for all of the volunteers.

(Thor, I'll be abusing your arms to help set things up. Be prepared.)

Sep. 30th, 2014


Where's my remote, Kate?

It's supposed to be buried somewhere in the couch cushions. Next to $3 in change and last week's pizza. It's very specific.

Sep. 17th, 2014


Who: Steve Rogers & Natasha Romanoff
When: Sunday, September 14th, 2014
Where: Nat’s apartment
What: Steve apologizes for making a bad joke by giving Natasha something ridiculous.
Rating: PG-13 - the “something ridiculous” is an adult gift but it’s not like they use it. :P

'So in an effort to help keep my foot out of my mouth, I had an idea for you.' )

Sep. 14th, 2014


Well, Senate's going to be pissed at me for not showing up.

[ooc; Genderswapped!Natasha from CA2.]

Sep. 13th, 2014


This is a whole new level of mindfuck that I'm not understanding even after the spiel I just got.

[ooc; Nick Gant from Push! Five years in his canon future, running from Division with Kira and Cassie!]

Sep. 10th, 2014


I'm 99% sure this is your fault, Barton.

Sep. 9th, 2014


» Keep your Friday open. You're taking me dancing.
» [OOC: Written in a cipher they used on ONE mission yeeeears ago.] I'm hungry. Fix it, Barton.

Aug. 15th, 2014


It didn't bother me at first that my phone number got leaked onto the internet, I got a lot of nice calls (for the most part) and talked to some interesting people. And then the reporters started calling.

Anybody looking for a publicist job?

Aug. 3rd, 2014


I've been here long enough to realize it's not fake, but that I still don't like it. Were they telling the truth when they said Captain America was here?

Jul. 4th, 2014


If you're anywhere near San Francisco, you should drop by Cap's apartment and wish the old man a Happy Birthday. There's cake.

OOC cut for picture. )

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