blackpoint - the au community

[ooc: forward dated to morning of Mother's Day instead of now at midnight hahah]

( Filtered to Rhodeys, Peppers, Starks, Jarvis, and his Peggy Carter, cut for potential Civil War spoiler references in comments, not in post itself )

[ooc: backdated to this post]

[Texts to Virgil Potts]

» okay theoretically if i was taking you out on a date
» what should i do
» like dancing yes but like dancing in brazil or dancing here or dressed up or dressed down or in acapulco
» give me a vague understanding
» IF I WANTED TO REALLY IMPRESS YOU
» this is priority one

[Texts to his Rhodey]

» rhodeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyy
» i got a date :D :D :D :D

So. I'd like to say this is new, but it isn't. Multiple worlds, alternate realities. I think the only real surprise is getting a free trip to Hawaii.

Hi, I'm Jess. I heard some of my people were here?

[ooc: Jess from Cap-never-came-back world]

why would i ever fly anything other than a suit from now on this is awesome

belize is beautiful this time of year no no no to the snow snow snow

what was in that thing i smoked i'm in alice in wonderland

So that trailer for the Avengers was a whole lot of nope.

Unrelated, I'm kidnapping Tony and stealing his jet. Who wants to start off the Halloween week right?

All right, I've got two kids accounted for, one to go. She's probably burning the place down. Leggy, blonde, likes guns and needs her mouth washed out with soap?

[OOC: Future BP Jess surprise!]

I don't remember passing through Sagittarius A, there's nothing in the lab that would have been able to manipulate space propulsion to such a degree, so far the Kerr ring theory hasn't been proven - a Kerr ring hasn't been discovered - I can't find any evidence of a cosmic string capable of producing a closed timelike curve, I don't think I can fit into a quauntum foam environment even on a non-green day and I definitely didn't stumble upon a Einstein-Rosen bridge in a pho restaurant in lower Manhattan.

Which is to say that I don't think I get this portal.

Dr. Bruce Banner, by the way.

Hey NYC - where are all the good New Years parties at this year? I'm at the end of a very long couple of weeks being professional to government dillholes, so I'm going to need to get trashed and make people uncomfortable with crude language and grabby hands.

It's Friday night and I refuse to be stuck at home. Does anyone feel like going out?

Must-watch movie suggestions for someone who's missed out on... everything? I really have nothing but time right now.

2013, huh? Well, hellooo Blackpoint. I hope I'm not going to run into midget-me. That kid was an asshole.

Then again, she did have an excellent weapon stash. If this lasts more than a week and I have to start all over, I'm going to be fucking cranky.

I love a good KABOOM in the morning.

Two days of traveling later and I'm finally back in the states. Not sure yet if I'm wired or exhausted.

Do we have enough Buckys, Steves, and Dads to house a moderate village yet?

Someone get Bucky away from me or I swear to God there will only be me and the old guy left in this world.

Tony, tell your friends to stop trying to dress me up in what's practically underwear and bossing me around.

Really?