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Dec. 4th, 2015


:D )

Sep. 22nd, 2015


[Friends and family filter*]

I doubt this'll come as a shock to anyone, but we've decided to opt for the elopement. At the moment I'm not trusting the portal with its life choices so before the other shoe drops, we're getting hitched. I have the dress, we have the boat, and we'd like the rest of you to fill up the boat. Pretty much as soon as you're able. At least it being a Tuesday night there's probably not much going on in the way?

Sorry, Mom! I'll make it up to you.

[*ooc: no evil parents allowed also anyone who considers her and older Hook friends/family!]


if someone would be so kind as to share how i can return to myself immediately, i would be quite grateful.

Aug. 23rd, 2015


I know I said anywhere would be better than stuck on Neverland, but I didn't really mean it as a suggestion. Or a challenge.

Hi. I'm Neal. From what I've heard there's a few of me. Bypassing that identity crisis to look for my son, Henry.

Apr. 27th, 2015


For sale: one slightly used 72" flat screen.

[ooc; OUAT spoilers in the comments likely!]

Mar. 15th, 2015


Moms, Dad, expect something in the mail soon

Feb. 24th, 2015


[Filtered to his Emma (Emma White)]

Hi. What would you say to breakfast on me? Anything you want.

[Filtered to the other Prince Charming]

You've been a father longer than I have at this point. Does it get any easier?

Jan. 25th, 2015


[ooc; An engagement ring! It's made of enchanted wood instead of metal and has a pretty diamond stone instead of an opal.]

Dec. 21st, 2014


I've about had it with magic portals. I need to get back to my son.

Dec. 12th, 2014


The investigation's over. I'm off suspension and I'm not at fault for any wrong doing. The guy pulled out fine too.

So I decided to go out and buy new shoes. )

Got a pair for Emma too, since I got my dog back. Thank you to everyone that stood by me and helped keep me distracted.

Nov. 27th, 2014


No more fire.

Nov. 24th, 2014



I stole a dog. )

Nov. 10th, 2014


I was chasing a perp and I had him cornered, but he pulled a gun on me and I didn't think I wasn't thinking and all of a sudden he was knocked back against a wall and he's in the ICU. I think I did magic and now I'm suspended pending an investigation and I don't know what to do.

Oct. 22nd, 2014


It's my birthday, give me cake and cigarettes! (18 is cigarettes, right? RIGHT.)

Oct. 8th, 2014


You are looking at the newest member of Sports Authority Sporting Goods.

I have a name tag. I don't like it.

How's my favorite delinquent doing?

Oct. 5th, 2014


Suppose it makes me a poor sport if I toss a tenant out on his arse, aye?

Well, good thing I'm not that great of a man. That should prove quite easily just how much of my edge is gone.

Sep. 28th, 2014


So...who's going to be watching?

Sep. 16th, 2014


Does anyone know where to get a pony?

Sep. 6th, 2014


There was a short film called The Little Mermaid. It's interesting to see all these interpretations.

[warning: gore]

Sep. 5th, 2014


I'm so sad that I can't sing like this Rita Ora chick. :( RIP Black Widow, I should have never attempted you.

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