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Jun. 15th, 2016


Please, please remember that there are innocent infected people involved in this, not just the reanimated dead, and there is treatment available for those who have been infected. If you're unable to non-lethally restrain them for a period of time or unable to navigate them toward an equipped emergency area, someone will teleport to your location as soon as possible to handle the situation.

Aug. 13th, 2015


Whyyyyyyyy portal. First of all it's HELLA early-ish, no bueno, second of all, Dyson's barely dog paddling, so a swimmer you will not make of him with this shit, third of all, I may be rocking these PJs but not the first thing you want to say hiya to the cops in. THIS MEANS I HAVE TO REDO MY WHOLE CLOSET AND IT'LL BE EMPTY. Fuuuuuuuuck Thursday, pretending to be a Monday.

Also hi.

Feb. 24th, 2015


My name is Katniss Galloway. They said my sister was here.

Aug. 2nd, 2014


Well, I'm off to Cambodia next Wednesday. This is the official post for gift requests and dedicated care package senders.


Jun. 25th, 2014


If you're going to make me time travel, Portal, can I at least get the same waistline I had the last time I was in 2014 and a few dry diapers?

Jan. 30th, 2014


No. Absolutely not. This is completely unacceptable. Do you know how close I was to world domination? I was fifty years at the very least away, and I will not have it!

On the other hand now I can expose Edison again as the fraud he is, that's always satisfying.

Nov. 23rd, 2013


Got to Obergurgl-Hochgurgl in one piece, despite Finnick's need to cause chaos every step of the way.

So much snow.

Nov. 22nd, 2013


I need someone to remind me that it's not a good idea to spear reporters.

Mar. 8th, 2013


Someone start a petition. I'll play me in the movie.