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A lot of men promise to treat you like a queen, but very few can actually follow through on the title through marriage.

I guess that's one benefit to a dwarf.

[FILTERED TO MUSKETEERS]


I don't This is a slow death Can we be accepted into military service or do we need to be citizens of this country to do so?

[OOC: Filter canceled.]

( Instagram. )

[ Peter Hale ]

I need to get some insight from you, but I need to secure your discretion first and get a sense of whether or not you're actually going to be helpful.

[ Edit to add: Buffy Summers (Monday afternoon) ]

How's the soul reclamation going?

[ Filtered to HPD + Buffyverse Folk ]

Hey, so I was in Honolulu yesterday night for a job interview (why do they always ask you if you want to ask them any questions at the end of the interview?? I freaked and asked him if he preferred crunchy or smooth peanut butter. I suck. Anyway - ) and took a walk downtown and got some coffee. When I was leaving the coffee shop, I heard something on a roof above me and what to my wondering eyes should appear but a totally gross snake/lizard/Geico Gecko/dragon thing? I scaled the fire escape, but it hissed at me and took off and I lost it.

It was about six or seven feet of scaly foulness. Vaguely human shaped? I know there's a bunch of different were-things here, but I didn't get the impression that this thing was at all safe to be around people. Something about its eyes I could be wrong; I have a bad history with snake people. Like, way bad.

This mean anything to you guys?

[ /Filter ]

[ Added after this: Filtered to Steampunk!Jackson Whittermore ]

Hey, so I saw what appeared to be you doing your best impression of a Gucci crocodile bag last night. Are you okay?

[ /Filter ]

[ ADDITIONAL FILTER: Once more, to the HPD + Buffyverse ]

Here's a transcript of the convo. Going over there now. Slayer out.

[ /Filter ]

Taking the week and heading to New York. If anyone needs me, my phone's on. Deputies, work assignments are on the board and corresponding files are on my desk. Jordan's in charge.

Lydia, make sure my grandson is sugared up. I need to be run ragged.

[ FILTERED TO CLAUDIA STILINSKI ]
No matter what, I do love you. But I'm glad you made a choice that will make you happy. Hopefully we'll see each other during Christmas?

Ah, the memories. And I only had one kid.

About two years too late, Portal. I'm still pissed at you for leaving us there.

They told me my kid is here. Scott?

Lunar eclipse coming up. Fair warning.

[ her co-workers ]

So in the most recent batch of drunk calls forwarded to us for their supernatural subject matter, I learned that the Loch Ness Monster has taken residence in the mall fountain.

I just booked a man who'd gotten so drunk he'd stripped off his clothes and climbed a tree. And who then insisted he wasn't drunk and offered references to prove his case. On the plus side, the dance routine he performed in an attempt to prove his sobriety was unlike anything I've ever seen before.

Alternatively, though, my eyes.

[ Filtered to Paige Rivera ]

Say you weren't dating the Major. Would Stan - Front Desk Stan - appeal to you? Like, at all?

Hey there. I know I've talked with some of you already, but I wanted to apologize for coming off a little curt the other day. It's been a real month.

Name's Jordan Parrish. I ordinarily don't look like this, but when I came through the portal made some refurbishments, I guess. Still trying to figure out where I stand in all this, but thanks for the hospitality and the explanations. Think I'm up to speed, now.

Oh, I talked to the other me, and I'm not a banshee, and I didn't grow up in Beacon Hills, either. So I guess our backstory's are pretty different. I still don't think I'm anyt If anyone needs any help cleaning up after the storm this weekend, let me know. I'd be glad to help out.

who Major Boyd and Paige Rivera
what Drinks, some awful karaoke, and a fade-to-black~
when Saturday night
where Hawaii
status Complete!

( Werewolf soldier turned lounge singer. )

[ teen wolf, stilinskis will get an extra alert ]

Hey guys. I wanted to drop in quickly to let you know that your father is being treated by some doctors right now at the hospital. He's fine, just a mild concussion and some bumps and scrapes, but they're giving him a thorough once-over to make sure he's good before releasing him.

Parrish and I are heading over, but he wanted me to wanted to give you a heads up. He should be out soon, and then he's taking the rest of the weekend off.

Again, reiterating that it's nothing to panic over, just precautions. Text me and I'll keep you updated.

[ FILTERED TO PARRISH & PAIGE RIVERA ]
Going to need you two to handle things for a few days. And mark the Fuller case as closed. Turns out, the case was supernatural and vampires are native to this world.

Home sweet home.

Filtered to RTW TW:

We brought home plenty of kool-aid that we're willing to share, tonight. Our place.

We'll be making American food, at Allison's request. She (for some strange reason) missed mac and cheese.

I am honestly so stressed out from watching The Blair Witch Project and I think Netflix needs to be taken away from me immediately.

FILTERED TO POLICE-TYPES (5-0, private investigators, Sheriff Stilinski, Paige, Deputy Parrish, etc.):

I helped the Romanian police find Any need for someone that's particularly good at locating missing people that are on the edge of death? I have a knack and no desire to do what everyone else is.

You never realize how fast society moves when you've been removed from it for a few months, but I have to say it's nice coming back to almost every picture in my apartment still hanging where I left it.

[ Teen Wolf Types ]

Hey. So, I've been sitting on this a while, because it's big. I got some help from Bonnie Bennett last week; I had a chunk missing from my memory. She was a big help, so I pretty much owe her a fruit basket or something now.

As you may or may not know, I'm a banshee, and my earliest memory was being found in the desert in Afghanistan about seven years back. No name, nothing on me. I got by on an assumed name after that. Same identity I used when I got my job at the station in Beacon Hills. Anyway, bandage off: I was actually originally from Beacon Hills, though I didn't know it when I moved there. My original name was Camden Lahey. Yeah, that one.

Anyway, I'll pretty much answer to anything but any of Paige's nicknames for me, I guess. I've got most of what was lost back. I was blown to bits hurt pretty bad, and I guess that rattled my head hard enough that I just forgot most of everything.

[ /Filter ]

[ Isaacs of All Varieties ]

I didn't want to leave. I regretted it once I was there. But I was hearing voices pretty bad growing up and it was getting worse every day, and Dad was Dad was Dad, and I was seventeen and scared stupid.

I don't know exactly what the protocol for this is. I know we're all from different worlds, so hell, my story sure as shit isn't universal. But I consider you - all - family.

I can skip off or not. Your choice. I'll respect it. But I wanted you to know how sorry I am that I left you there. I didn't think Da I've got no excuse. I'm just sorry.

[ /Filter ]