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Jul. 8th, 2013


[info]motherfingghost

I think there's literally more fucking alcohol in my blood right now than water.

Hey Sheila, pack a bag. We're going on a trip.



[Filtered to Bonnie Bennett]

What the fuck do you even say I need more booze

I'm not sorry it happened, but I am sorry it fucked with you.
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Jun. 30th, 2013


[info]motherfingghost

fucking show

fucking fans

toast!
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Mar. 6th, 2013

[info]nessmonster_

Church, I'm watching The Soup. Billy Eichner just called Joel McHale "the white Aisha Tyler" BUT THEN he called him "Gayer Daniel Tosh." So my question is to you, would you like me to stop calling you "Uncle Ryan Seacrest" in favor of one of these names?

All my love,

The Loch Ness Monster
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[info]sparklemotions

BONIE BENETT.

HAPPY BIRHDAY!


lets dance
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Jan. 23rd, 2013


[info]chosetolive

jake, i can't believe you stripped off in front of my dad like that. dad, was going on in your head during that anyway?

wine is fun :D
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Jan. 17th, 2013

[info]nessmonster_

I woke up today and thought 'Nessie you are awesome someone should buy you a present.' Who wants to shower me with gifts? Dad, Mom, Grandpa, Uncle Ryan Seacrest, Jake - you're already all signed up.
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Dec. 28th, 2012


[info]sparkydenali

NYC for New Years' Eve, who's coming with?
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[info]moustachedad

What in the hell? Already did this once. Wasn't really planning on making a repeat performance. I need a beer.
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Nov. 16th, 2012


[info]bittybuffy

So not to be nosy even though I'm totally being nosy

MAX AND FANG. NESSIE AND I NEED AN UPDATE. The last time we tuned in you two were going on a date date in New York and now we've got NOTHING. It's been two months.

In other news. A Very Scooby Thanksgiving. GUYS? Are me, Buffy, Mom and Giles coming to you? Or are you coming to us? I personally vote Hawaii. For very un-boy shaped reasons. Obviously.

And no I did not have espresso today. Why do you ask?
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Oct. 31st, 2012

[info]nessmonster_

CANDY!!!!!!!!!

I think I'll be Dracula for Halloween. Jacob, you can be Mina Harker. You're welcome. Your dress is in the closet.
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Oct. 2nd, 2012

[info]nessmonster_

My parents are pretty damn cool.

But...

UPGRADE

Can I trade mine in? Even they weren't this amazing....Dude. You slapped a fish.

Also. Jacob. Let's get married. You know you want to.*


Actual ring will say "powered by cheese."
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Sep. 15th, 2012

[info]nessmonster_

OH SNAP. Someone get the popcorn plz.
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Jun. 14th, 2012


[info]animalstyle

Ness. Did you start a new project today that you neglected to mention to me?
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Apr. 19th, 2012

[info]werepig

THIS HOUSE IS A SPARKLEPIRE FREE ZONE UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE.

Bella, we're going on vacation in case he comes back. Edward, do NOT touch my garage while we're gone.
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[info]runs_hot

I don't want to sound like every time my wife naps my children get into trouble...BUT EVERY TIME MY WIFE NAPS MY CHILDREN GET INTO TROUBLE.

They've waxed their hair together. To each other. My children are connected at the head. And fighting. Advice? Quickly? Before she wakes up. Advice that does not involve cutting their hair because I will be killed with pain if I go near their hair with scissors.
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Apr. 9th, 2012

[info]nessmonster_

There was a chocobunny massacre. I didn't do it. Stop blaming the monster baby for everything. I'm not your Easter scapegoat.
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Mar. 23rd, 2012

[info]rightwingman

So. Hey. I'm Fang.
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