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I need all of the James to report to me now.

Дај ми мог брата!

[ooc; Wanda Maximoff from AoU with a facelift and one significant change from the movie. Spoilers likely in the comments.]

( the best of what steph rogers googles in her spare time. )

I was told there were Argents here.

[ OOC; Race-swapped young Chris Argent from a slightly altered world! ]

I feel like you look away from this thing for awhile and everything blows up. Wow I can deal with crazy things, and this is too much of a head scratcher.

So anyway I'm Rikki Barnes, also known as Nomad. There's more of you Barnes people out there now I guess. I'm the granddaughter of my world's Bucky and Peggy, yeah they were together, and they were awesome. I'm zipping around the world with my grandma Peggy here, aka Captain Britain, and her husband who is okay I guess, Captain America, whatever, there's 200 of him.

If the portal's taking requests can I say Anya Corazon? I'll say please and everything.

Announcement over. Back to your regularly scheduled Teen Wolf and Once Upon a Time drama. Also taking bets on which version of Captain America comes next. I'm thinking Rocket Raccoon version.

If I don't have my kid and my Lilly here soon, I'm going to find a way to punch the portal.

Anyone have any safe houses in Tuzla? Mine was blown up.

Oh come on. Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare just released and now I can't even play it? I HAVE TO RE-BUY IT AND THE CONSOLE? This is a ploy, Activision. You claim portals and even talk Hawaii into playing along. I can see right through you. I want my shit back.

Where's my remote, Kate?

It's supposed to be buried somewhere in the couch cushions. Next to $3 in change and last week's pizza. It's very specific.

Well, Senate's going to be pissed at me for not showing up.

[ooc; Genderswapped!Natasha from CA2.]