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What? When did I become Roman?! And old. Look at that hair. That hair is awful.

Blimey, that was rude. Rude. You don't just drop a bloke in the middle of the ocean out of nowhere! I was busy! Had things to do! Important things! But no. Instead, I wind up in the middle of you lot with the worst headache I've had in my life. Well, sort of. I suppose it's the worst headache if you consider this body is brand new, but if you're me and want to consider that all of the other bodies were mine, too, never mind questions of who came first, then that one time I regenerated for Rose ranks right up there on the list of migraines.

I'm the Doctor, by the way.

No wife, no Torchwood, no Tony, no mother-in-law ...

I'm bored.

So. We're pregnant.

It's always the bloody beaches. I'm going to put a prohibition on going anywhere near water, I tell you. It never ends well. Just look at me now, stuck in Hawaii with people who call me "Doctor" instead of "John Smith" and no wife to show for it, because one stupid little portal couldn't have the decency to relocate the entire family at once. I'm rather cross about that, I'll have you know. Lucky thing I don't often punch people, or I'd be plush or plastic or something daft like that.

I would say, "Hello. I'm the Doctor," but it's not nearly as much fun when everyone here already knows that and did I mention I'm still missing my wife.