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Oct. 19th, 2015


If I had a dollar for every time someone cheekily asked me to make their engagement ring look like the Ring of Power, I'd probably hoard it all and attract the attention of an asshole dragon.

[ Melissa ]
When's your next day off, Mel? Want to go to the courthouse?

[ added; Jack and the Scotts + Melissa ]
If you can be there, your mother and I are getting married Thursday morning at a courthouse here in the city. We're limiting to just the kids, and we'd love you to be there.

Aug. 25th, 2015


A lot of men promise to treat you like a queen, but very few can actually follow through on the title through marriage.

I guess that's one benefit to a dwarf.

Aug. 2nd, 2015


Allison, I've got a design ready for your blade belt whenever you and your friends feel like making a trip out here.

[ Darcy ]
Which of these little icons did we say was the "hey friend, I need your help" bat signal?

Jul. 9th, 2015


Posted early this morning

Okay people, I have like ten minutes before the adrenaline wears off and I'm drooling in a chair so here you go.

The Newest Stilinski )

May. 9th, 2015


So now that you've been divorced from a selkie, do we have to run away in a witness protection program to New York?

Apr. 28th, 2015


I'm selling one moody teenager. I'll take pie or cheesecake as payment.

So what's the plan? Do we want to stick around Montana?

Apr. 15th, 2015


Taking a sick day. If anyone's feeling nice, bring soup.

Feb. 22nd, 2015


I've been doing predominantly jewelry for the last few months and miss forging blades. Is anyone in need of anything of the sort? Functional or decorative, or anything in between.

I have to attend one of those awful black tie gallery openings this weekend. It's in LA. Want to be my date?

Jan. 24th, 2015


Just delivered triplets in the ambulance bay at the ER. That's a new one.

Filtered to Older!Thorin:
I have a few requests for Valentine's Day that probably will make me sound like a raging bitch that doesn't like f un. Permission to proceed anyway?

Jan. 23rd, 2015


I'm still not convinced that the fairies had nothing to do with this.

Jan. 11th, 2015


Alright, they released me. Who wants to come get me?

Jan. 4th, 2015


Whoever wants to claim the Alpha hanging off the side of my building by his pants, you might want to do so before the fabric gives out.

Jan. 3rd, 2015



someone get me pants i can help find her


Early this morning, Deputy Stilinski was attacked in the HPD weapons locker. Whoever did so took a good amount of our stock as well. If anyone saw or heard anything, please let us know immediately.

Dec. 17th, 2014


There's still time for a few more orders if any of you have jewelry needs for Christmas.

[ darcy ]
Bilbo gave me the Arkenstone when he got here.

Dec. 8th, 2014


Oh HPD sweatpants, I didn't miss you.



I certainly won't argue with the immense amount of food you people consume, although I daresay a great deal of it will send you to an early grave.

Thorins, I know a version of you, the older version can verify that, all this damned versions nonsense is going to make my head hurt. Hobbits aren't meant to get this turned about, we like things orderly. When I establish a proper larder, I will cook us all a meal where things will still be confusing but at least it'll be tasty.

Nov. 3rd, 2014


Ah, the memories. And I only had one kid.

Oct. 27th, 2014


Nice as it is to have people around, my more isolated days didn't include quite as many pies to the face. Nice work on the Children's Carnival, though.

[ Melissa ]
I'll be in Hawaii this week. Are you on your normal schedule?

[ Darcy ]

Oct. 12th, 2014


I'm going hiking over at Diamond Head. Anyone else in?

Thanks for letting me hang out with you the other day. And letting me chew on Tal's shoes. I'll bring replacements when I come to drop off the clothes I borrowed.

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