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If I don't get my sons, husband, and our wife back right now, I'm going to do more than turn people into frogs.

[ooc; OT3!Regina from this AU.]

[ HPD, Supernatural Force, + 5-0 (without the assorted Williamses) ]

I know there's a lot of weirdness going on right now, but I'm about to add to it. Sorry.

Newest arrival is from a zombie apocalypse world and is very worryingly sick, so we've got her quarantined in the back interrogation room. It's looking like she was among the literal walking dead before the portal put life back in her, but she may be headed back that way.

The obvious first thought is contacting the CDC, but I'm not sure that will end well, all things considered. Someone chime in.

5-0 guys, fair warning: it's the new Danny's Grace. I'm reaching out to him too to bring him down to the station.

[ Zombie!Danny Williams ]

Hi Danny. I'm Lt. Abbie Mills with HPD. How soon can you get to the police station?

It's been a long time since I used my Catholic upbringing but I don't remember being taught that Purgatory was so freaking weird. Portal. Whatever you want to call the doorway to the afterlife.


[ooc; My last Danny, I swear! Canon AU for the end of season 5. Homegrown terrorists released mutated rabies strain that made zombies instead of a nuclear threat that 5-0 stopped.]

After four grueling hours of testing, a disdainful sniff and look followed by a "passable, I suppose", I've been cleared for the use of magic in the field by HPD and Kana.

Now I'm going to spend the next 24 hours crashed out on the couch. No one have an emergency.

Yeah, the last portal "vacation" was a hell of a lot funnier than this.


[ ooc: PH history Dean! ]

There's nothing like a nice dip in the Pacific to get the day started off right.

So 2015, huh?

[ooc; Grown up son of Rachel Edwards and Danny Williams! Didn't find out he was Danny's son until he was three, kicked the butt of childhood illness and used that to motivate through the world's toughest training, so SEAL.]

This was definitely not how I expected my swim to go this morning but I guess it was inevitable when the portal likes to keep us guessing.

Good morning, Hawaii!

[ooc; Daughter of Steve McGarrett and Dani Williams, half-sister of Grayson Williams! Marine biology student, mermaid, outdoor enthusiast!]

Those Wine and Paint nights are such a rip off. "Anyone can do it." Right. I still can't tell what they were having us paint last night by looking at mine.

[ filtered away from the raptors ]

Alright.

So apparently, my girls are now human. There's no telling what that'll actually mean, but it'll be interesting. New world, new forms, and I still have no fucking idea what's going on entirely.

Either way, I'm Owen. I'm sorry for any shenanigans they get into. I'm working on it. Don't touch them or they'll try to eat you.

Also, anyone with a few extra pigs, let me know.

Okay, who wants to claim the raptors? Because I don't speak in screeches and they need to know my partner is not to be eaten.

Williamses assemble.

[ooc; Grown up son of Dani Williams!]

Shit. I haven't been separated from my Bianca for this long since a tyrannical Seeker kidnapped me and took her away. Try not to push any of her buttons, would you? I'd hate for all these lovely faces to get messed up.


Varric Tethras, at your service. I don't normally have to make such quick introductions, but given that I can be mistaken quite easily for an inferior a human...

If anyone texts me today, include who you are. Backup Assistant wiped out the entirety of my contacts because apparently it was too lazy to save anything but nothing. Smart phone my ass.

[ooc; PB change for Dani to better fit!]

This whole mess is smelling mighty strongly of folklore.

Spend a few years down south and you have to regain your northern durability all over again for just a few days.

[FILTERED TO HPD]

OKAY. I know the ~official~ age requirement for applying to the HPD is 20, but if I have to flip burgers or some other crap for another fifteen months, I'm going to freaking lose it, so I was hoping maybe I could get a waver on that? Even just to work my way up? I can clerk! I'm really good at making sure people eat! And I mean, you've got at least three built in references working there. Unless they get parent-y and refus Probably. Maybe four, if Lydia's having a good day.

Uhh yeah, okay, probably shouldn't count on that one. BUT STILL.


Please. Please, throw me a bone here. I need a job that doesn't suck away my will to liiive.

kono

someone get me pants i can help find her

Early this morning, Deputy Stilinski was attacked in the HPD weapons locker. Whoever did so took a good amount of our stock as well. If anyone saw or heard anything, please let us know immediately.

My alternate universe daughter has decided that she wants to bring a little holiday cheer to an assisted living/nursing home complex by caroling and seeing as how I've been talked into it already, she asked me to see if anyone else would be interested.

Sunday night plans anyone?