blackpoint - the au community

Supernatural folks - until we figure out what's going on, I'd like all of you to stick to pairs or, better yet, groups. No one do anything alone, please, this is for your own safety.

Not to add to the freaked-out-and-depressing.... but does anyone have eyes on Parrish? We put up a magical barrier around his apartment but the door was open, and he's not answering his phone.


If you do happen to have eyes on him and he's carrying selkies something, don't get in his way. Okay?

That desk duty notice has been upgraded. Taking an unpaid leave of absence until further notice. With any luck, we'll have more information Monday night, but I'm not going to be taking any chances.

[ FILTERED AWAY FROM THE MOMS ]
I'm not ready for it to be Monday, so fuck it, WHO WANTS TO GO OUT?

So who's supplying the alcohol tomorrow? Because if it's me, I need at least 12 hours to prepare.

FILTERED TO GIRL!PARRISH:

I have a list of theories to work through. Want to do some testing?

Full disclosure: testing may include fire, ice, scorpions, bricks, hammers and bees.

How do you girls do it? I just want to curl up and cry all of the time or eat my weight in sugar or sleep.

[ Filtered to Genderswap!Sheriff Stilinski ]

Before you panic, everything's fine. Really. Just a little fumble on the dismount.

[/Filter ]

So who's good with healing broken wrists? This cast is clashing with my eyes.

A witness for a gas station robbery just called me "sweetie".



Unrelatedly, I'm beginning to see the allure of police brutality.

ALRIGHT, I'm playing 'WHO IS MY PACK' a second time. Because I need to know.

[ FILTERED TO HER PACK, WHOEVER THEY ARE ]
[Screencap of this.]

I trust you, even if he doesn't. Just know that that's what he said and if he does anything that even SEEMS threatening, let me know?

Someone turn me back.


[ ooc - genderswapped-by-portal Malia Tate; canon up to the end of S4!]

I could use a break, and I know I'm not alone in that. So, cookout on the beach this Saturday night? I'd say we could do a grill-off, but that wouldn't be fair to anyone else because I actually do make the best burgers on the planet. Wouldn't want to get your hopes up.

Anyone, everyone, come join me. I'd love to see some of our newbies, and some of the crews from around the rest of the world if they can swing transportation. Grill's on around 7:30pm. I'd appreciate some people bringing other things; I've got burgers covered.

And yes, I will be answering to Grillmaster Parrish rather than Deputy for the purposes of this 'fest.

Edited to add: Also, beach volleyball, in which I kick all your butts.

[ Filtered to TW People ]

Hey, everyone. I know we've got a few new banshees in the mix, so I thought I'd let everyone know that there's a banshee focus group (doesn't that sound official?) to train, exchange notes, and drink too much coffee happening in Hawaii. I know we're from different universes and so everything won't be identical in terms of powers, but it can't hurt, and sometimes it's just good to vent.

We've also got a few non-banshees who have been trying to figure out a safer way to locate the dead bodies, so they're going to be in the mix.

I've been up to my eyeballs with work lately, but how does next Sunday evening work for a meeting time? Let me know.

[ /Filter ]

I'd like a spotter, please. Someone who isn't busy.

I need to do a little experiment.

Hey there. I know I've talked with some of you already, but I wanted to apologize for coming off a little curt the other day. It's been a real month.

Name's Jordan Parrish. I ordinarily don't look like this, but when I came through the portal made some refurbishments, I guess. Still trying to figure out where I stand in all this, but thanks for the hospitality and the explanations. Think I'm up to speed, now.

Oh, I talked to the other me, and I'm not a banshee, and I didn't grow up in Beacon Hills, either. So I guess our backstory's are pretty different. I still don't think I'm anyt If anyone needs any help cleaning up after the storm this weekend, let me know. I'd be glad to help out.

What the actual fuck.

Why do I have so much hair?

[ OOC: portal-swapped isaac! ]