blackpoint - the au community

I mean, at this point I'm just going to assume that Comcast oversees portal activities; that's how bad they are.

Hello, it's Emily. Lost yet another perfectly perfect outfit to the whole sudden-deluge-of-salt-water thing. They said this world was weirder than the last one, but whatever. Of course it is. What does that even mean? How can this shit get any weirder??

my dad is here

FILTERED TO JANE STILINSKI:

Hey, I missed you this morning and I know you're not exactly the most.. human, before coffee anyway. The timing is probably shit and I go into this question fully knowing that it'll probably have to be put off and our schedules don't allow for a lot of overlap anyway.

But would you like to go out for dinner with me, soon?

As a date, I mean. Since we have dinner together regularly. But I was going for official since- well, I didn't, after the kiss, and this seems like natural progression


I'm rambling. I haven't done this in a really long time, sorry. But I want, when you're available, to go out on a date.

Someone killed a bunch of selkies. They're all over the beach.

HPD? Someone? What should I do?

FILTERED TO BP HPD & NYPD BRANCHES:

I've got a case that requires probably about two weeks of undercover. Limited outside contact with BP people, we've got some locked down communication devices that can't be tracked or hacked but if this goes well, I'll we'll be watched. I require a male, because you'll have to pretend to be married to me and lesbian isn't part of the profile. (Linc, you're out. Not sorry.) Roman? FBI!Danny?

If you're interested, let me know and we'll set up a debrief and I'll let Stilinski vet you. She's really good at it.

FILTERED TO MINI JEFFERSON & REGINA:

Starting next week I'll be undercover, so limited contact only. It's pretty run of the mill (see what I did there?) for me, so I just wanted to let you guys know. If it goes along the timeline I've got planned, it should be about two weeks, maybe a little less if he moves up his timetabl.

Hi, I need all of the Scotts ever to report to my room for hugs. Don't be weird about it. I'm hugging all of you.

All Dads too, for the record.

[ooc; spoilers for the summer finale last night probably to follow!]

[ FILTERED TO SUPERNATURAL DIVISIONS OF HPD & NYPD ]
What's the policy on eating jackasses with criminal records? Asking for a friend.

James, Harvey - in order to cut down on the attempted lawsuits, I administered earplugs and an instructional card, along with an apology note and description of exactly why they should be using said earplugs, to every single person in the wing.

Assorted family and pack: Suite 4 in Lenox Hill Hospital. We've got a few hours to go, so that's your prep call.

I'm pleased to announce that the NYPD Supernatural Division will be taking applications effective immediately. Experience and superpowers aren't a prerequisite for acceptance so much as a willingness to work hard and reliability at odd hours. The NYPD Supernatural Division will be working in tandem with the HPD Supernatural Division to support safer communities for all.

In addition to full-time jobs, we'll also offer several paid internships if you'd like to get your foot in the door.

To those of you who don't know me personally, I'm Sheriff Jane Stilinski from Beacon Hills, California. No powers, but I run a tight ship and expect the best out of you. If you have any questions I can try to answer them, but if they get to be too much I'm going to shove you in HR's path.

[ Filtered to Stiley ]

All right, kiddo, your impersonation of a washrag is on point. I've tried ice cream, giving you time and space, and old-fashioned snooping, and no dice. What's going on?

Right then, which one of you kids is to blame for this whole... this?


[ ooc - always-been-a-lady Jane Stilinski! ]