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well that's awkward

I'm no longer sure how many of there you are but I'm looking to get a message to Natasha the newest: Barnes is safe and drying off and you can quit poking around now.

I need new shoes. I've officially outgrown all of my shoes. Also I've done all the reading so I know it's normal to be clumsy, but when a naturally awkward person becomes even more clumsy, it's a recipe for breaking at least three things every morning.

I miss coffee.

Monday strikes again.

I know this is a big surprise to some of you.

But it's a boy. (Please at least pretend to be wow'ed by this information.)

Sorry I'm late. Hope the other two haven't gotten into too much trouble.

[ooc; son of Thor and Jane Foster!]

At least this magical portal has good taste in locations.

[ ooc; Jacob Black who really is nothing like his dumb canon would make you believe. SEE HERE FOR MORE. ]

So what I THOUGHT was indigestion from too much ham... turns out to totally not be indigestion. Just FYI.

There will be roast pig, as well as a viewing of the Superbowl, this Sunday on the beach. Ale will be provided if you have the stomach for it.

Fi

Hello, there! I'm Agent Jemma Simmons, but most just call me Simmons. I've never been pulled through to another world before, let alone a parallel universe, and while I'm familiar with the multiverse theories that are floating around out there actually being cognizant of being in one is something entirely different. Now, I could have gone without the dip in the ocean, but how exciting!

After the last few days, I really can't be that surprised at my dinner disappearing off my desk. Someone owes me a malasada.

A neutron walks into a bar and asks, "How much for a drink?"

The bartender replies: "For you, no charge."

Okay it's official I need a real apartment. Also probably more clothes. And maybe a job that pays. I miss SHIELD. I can't believe I said that.

my everything hurts and that stripper stole my shoes and that motherfucker isn't even my size! i'm kneecapping that asshole when i find him someone make me pancakes tho ty.

[ FILTERED TO DARCY L, JANE FOSTER, STEFFIE ROGERS, OLDER EMMA SWAN, OLDER REGINA MILLS, & STILES STILINSKI PLUS THESE PEOPLE! ]
HEN NIGHT. You better be ready.

FILTERED TO CLOSE FRIENDS OF DARCY & JEFFERSON*:

Book your fights/mark your calendars/what have you for Saturday, January 11th, please and thanks. We decided against something bigger with all the people coming in lately, to save us all the headache of a list that keeps growing and growing. I know we've got a few lines drawn with this group as it is, so speak now if you can't stand putting up with each other for one day. :P And be prepared to have me do nothing but guilt you because we're all adults and we want you all there for our wedding. Got it?

Lake Placid Lodge, it's a couple hour drive from NYC, anyone coming in from out of state is welcome to stay with us beforehand. Regina the Younger, I'd still like your help on some stuff if you're willing.

+1s are allowed if you want to bring them!

[*Future BP OUAT Group, the young group of Jefferson, Regina, Emma and Killian. Older Bucky and Steve, Jack and Joseph, Jamie, Thor and Jane. I think that's it! :P]

DARCY they say you're here quick I need to give you a list you need to go pick up some equipment for me and then get here. I can't buy you plane tickets but we can figure something out, this portal is insane. Also I might need dry clothes. Forget the clothes, the list is more important.


EDIT: Hi this is public I'm Jane Foster.