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Stone, quit letting your friend drink. He's a lightweight and it's embarrassing. He's finally slept off his hangover, so collect him off my couch.

Sulu, you don't pay me enough for this.

Stumpy is here!

Now do Kirk, Portal.

Oh come on! I'm suppose to be on Mars right now! 2015? We didn't even have spaceships yet.

JACOB STONE, YOU GET YOUR HACKER FRIEND OUT OF MY DATABASES RIGHT NOW.

MUMMY FAMILY + LIBRARIANS + LEVERAGE FAM:

I was offered a position as lead on a site in Nepal. Pompeii has been mostly clean-up for the last few weeks and I'm... tempted? They specified that they need someone of my "considerable talents" (their words! Though, obviously, I agree), which likely means it's to be dangerous or they're scared of something.

I don't speak very good Nepali, however, so we'd need a translator. Nepal is one of the few countries where polyandry is leg They've offered to put me and my "team" up in a very nice little farm house, likely due to the dangerous aspect.

As usual, I welcome all pros and cons, arguments or praises of my abilities.

What the fuck? Tell me HPD is lying to me about skydiving into another portal?

[ooc; PH!Ezekiel!]

Well. It's becoming clear the newest intern isn't going to work out. While he's quite proficient in written translations, he is ... not so good at verbal.


As I've just learned. While we were going over texts.


And I'm fairly certain that he just happened to raise the dead. And by fairly certain, he absolutely did just raise the dead.


It's not my fault!

:D

Dearest Jake,

I sit here wondering every day about what you might be doing. Are you exploring ancient ruins? Getting chased by dragon people? Have the Mummy trio been feeding you? Make sure they don't leave you in a tomb accidentally again.

I hope you find my care package in good health. Remember, don't drink all of the Squeeze Orange Soda and eat the gummy frogs all at once. Sharing is caring. Eat something green once in awhile. Have a well balanced diet.

Call. Text. Skype.

Forever yours,
Hardison

LIBRARIAN!ELIOT. Are you alive? Are the Mummy folks taking care of you? Have you gotten into any cursed tombs lately? I miss you. WRITE ME.

xoxo Hardison

( OOC cut only. Librarians spoilers. )

At least I get to put off hearing about how this one is my fault.