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Nov. 6th, 2015


[info]goodnature

I was doing some housecleaning today and found some garden gnomes. Apparently, my younger self decided to store some of his stash from his Christmas shenanigans here.

Bella, I feel like you're partially to blame. Maybe because at least one of these has a name tag that identifies it as 'Queen Bella.'
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Jul. 19th, 2015


[info]chosetolive

( Help me choose! )
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Jun. 28th, 2015


[info]impsychicnow

Waddling, I think I've started waddling and this is not fun. On top of that some lady at the grocery store informed me that my baby was probably the size of a pineapple. While I was holding a pineapple that I had every intention of eating. Thanks, lady. Thanks so much.

Ty, you got to have my leather pants, now I need you to come lift things for me tomorrow. There will be food.
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Mar. 20th, 2015


[info]ichoselife

Where are all the book club people at? I want back in. And who has a free pair of hands right now? I need help packing some things. You'll get an endless amount of cookies in return.
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Dec. 30th, 2014


[info]ichoselife

I'm working at Walmart because they remembered the older Bellla. This is what I have to deal with:



:(
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Nov. 29th, 2014


[info]sparklemotions

I went truly insane with the shopping yesterday. I discovered this store from another early morning shopper and now all of Church's shelves smell like artificial watermelons. And his socks are finally in some sort of order.

I also have three sets of shelving that I don't need. Would anyone like them? I'll personally install them for you.
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Aug. 20th, 2014


[info]ichoselife

Okay, I need to know. Who from the future has been playing the stocks based on what they know? I need to know how terrible I should feel right now.
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Aug. 5th, 2014


[info]ichoselife

SAWYER. What did you do?
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Nov. 20th, 2012

[info]scorsesefan

I'm bored. Someone give me something to do or I'll go on a killing spree.


Kidding.


Probably.
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Nov. 13th, 2012

[info]werepig

BELLA AND I ARE BEING HELD HOSTAGE.

SEND HELP.
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Aug. 3rd, 2012


[info]chosetolive

I am punching the next reporter to ask me what I think about the KStew and RPattz cheating scandal.

We're going to have to change our phone number again. We'll give you all our new number when we do.
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Jul. 21st, 2012


[info]goaskalice_

Nessie, Bella, Kat, girls night out tonight.

( text to edward )
( text to church )
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May. 8th, 2012


[info]chosetolive

I don't know anything about weddings. So someone's probably going to need to help me with figuring some things out.
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May. 1st, 2012


[info]motherfingghost

It's too fucking early to function.
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Apr. 19th, 2012

[info]werepig

THIS HOUSE IS A SPARKLEPIRE FREE ZONE UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE.

Bella, we're going on vacation in case he comes back. Edward, do NOT touch my garage while we're gone.
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[info]chosetolive

( text messages to alice cullen )
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Apr. 9th, 2012

[info]nessmonster_

There was a chocobunny massacre. I didn't do it. Stop blaming the monster baby for everything. I'm not your Easter scapegoat.
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Apr. 6th, 2012


[info]motherfingghost

fuck lol
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Feb. 27th, 2012


[info]sparklemotions

WHAT IF IM KE$HA IN REAL LIFE
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Feb. 20th, 2012


[info]goaskalice_

Sheila, lets go shopping.

Church, excellent topic choice for tonight's show. My brother is going to love it.

Bella, when are you coming to visit me?
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