Do you think you want to start telling people yet?
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I apologize in advance -- the gnome takeover is going to gradually get more and more ridiculous as the days lead up to Christmas. I don't know how they'll react, but Peter's already destroyed a television.
Peter, I need a favor. We had a Santa scheduled to come in Friday before the kids leave for break, but he broke his coccyx. I need you to be his replacement.
Fuck everything.
Anyone have any incredibly entertaining ideas or plans that I can join in on today? I need to getout of this house for a bitinto something interesting, or I'll just keep collecting gnomes. I don't want to be known just for weird statue-related interests.
I'm looking for statues, all shapes and sizes. Cats, garden gnomes, etc. The weirder the better. Anyone have anything to offer or any ideas on where to look? Or, better yet, anyone want to go thrifting with me?
And a witch! I need one of those as well, eventually.