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( Cut for Civil War spoilers )

[ooc: forward dated to morning of Mother's Day instead of now at midnight hahah]

( Filtered to Rhodeys, Peppers, Starks, Jarvis, and his Peggy Carter, cut for potential Civil War spoiler references in comments, not in post itself )

Rhodey, Honeybuns, where did the last two weeks go? Because I definitely don't remember them.

Children, future/alternate/whatever, of mine - roll call. Other members of the illustrious Stark family, you too.

I'm not entirely convinced we didn't take a wrong turn into a black hole, Honey Bear. But they're saying it's not my fault and that you should get me a drink.

My suit is ruined, my patience is wearing thin, and no, pineapple flavored tea does not sound comforting. With all respect due, Mr. Stark, what have you gotten us into this time?


[ooc: Jarvis from AU!Spygirlfriends!]

What the hell is dubsmash and why can't anyone in the office focus? Yes it's Saturday, not that isn't an excuse to goof off.

This is what happens when you follow a Lahey into trouble, I swear. Not as if it's that much safter than following a Barnes, to be honest.

Hello. I'm Sarah. Rogers. Oh this is quite awkward.

Okay, so when I jumped out of the car I thought I'd end up with a few scratches, not transported back before I was born. Don't worry, I've heard the whole "you're really in two places at once, Britta Lahey-McCall-Argent, don't panic! Welcome to here!" speech before because I used to give it every now and then, but 2015? At least my bits stayed mine and my girl one step at a time bow's with me. Things could be worse.

I have lots of bacon and mimosas? Well, I will because I left my debit card in my other jumpsuit, but I know Mom hides the emergency bacon behind the frozen peas because none of the boys ever touch those unless they're desperate.

Soooo brunch in London, anyone? Time traveling really works up an appetite.

So Steve's kid just broke my fingers. The metal ones.

Okay English. First things first: we need a place in New York. I love the weather but it's not home. Also we need a crash course on this century/decade

Steve, darling, it seems as if baby Rogers is in a rush. You may want to get the car.

I need a Jarvis.

I mean an assistant. In lieu of having him.

It'll pay well. Located in London, but I travel over state side sometimes. Which isn't always a good idea since idiot kids steal tech from me and fly off to Belize.

Anyway. Assistant. Administrative mostly, but if you have interest in engineering or technology, it'd probably be on the right path. I can't tell you everything about our work right away, and you'd have to sign a non-disclosure agreement for some of our more private projects. But if you know my name and what I'm known for, it won't be that hard to fill in some details.

[Filtered to all versions of Winter Soldier]

Anyone need an upgrade or check in with the arm? I souped mine up recently.

why would i ever fly anything other than a suit from now on this is awesome

belize is beautiful this time of year no no no to the snow snow snow

Someone should find me that hat. I quite like it.

[ FILTERED TO HOWARD STARK ]
I'm so very ready to have this baby and for my body to stop aching so constantly.

Lunch today?

[ FILTERED TO MI-13!ALLISON ARGENT ]
My due date approaches, so I will be soon taking my leave. You will have prior notice and I will leave you a list of assignments to accomplish while I'm gone. I will be in constant communication with you, but is there anything you wish to ask me in person or any time off you might need scheduled? We can discuss that here or during a lunch meeting this coming week.

I fear for Jane Foster. Has anyone heard of the Portal casting bewitchments on those that observe it? She has not eaten in three days.

I'm really glad the suit can take a swim and not be any worse for wear. Now what's all this about portals, magic, and other worlds? I'm a little more from the science-minded community than not.

[ FILTERED TO STEVE ROGERS THE HUSBAND ]
When do you get home, darling?

[ FILTERED TO HOWARD STARK ]
How's New York been treating you?

( Cut for potential spoilers here & in the comments, not filtered! )

( Texts to Peggy Carter )

Dear God, these girls are beautiful. I don't think I brought nearly enough toys with me.

[ FILTERED TO HOWARD STARK ]
You've been quiet.