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Not to be all "what the fuck is going on" in the wake of a perfectly lengthy explanation that I sure as shit didn't pay much mind to, but what the fuck is going on?

Report, assholes. One of you has to be capable of summarizing this bullshit in twenty words or less.

Sturgis Podmore, hitwizard, by the by.

Portal, we have to stop meeting this way! This is the third time you've dropped me into an ocean, and I'm beginning to get a complex. And apparently this isn't the Honolulu I'm familiar with? Hello friends? Are you here? Does anyone know me?

Oh, sorry! Forgot. I'm Blodwyn Bludd, from the Harry Potter series, usually with Matt Bomer's face, but for some reason the portal thought it'd be hilarious to drop me in this body again. Not that I'm complaining - it was an unintentional white t-shirt contest at the HPD today, and I won - but I'd like to be switched back ASAP, pls.

The portal might be unpredictable, but it certainly has a theme. The HPD told me it's 2014 now. Has anyone been able to map the portal's behaviour yet, or at least solve some of its mysteries?

Although, even as I write that, I'm sure the portal would just suck that person up and spit them out at another time. Merlin forbid somebody solve the riddle.

Jfshhkfjdguvh who let Hermione have a time turner. FRED. GEORGE. WHY DO YOU HATE ME.