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Dec. 7th, 2015


So, is what's happening on the show a metaphor for the quality of it? Because seriously?

How are you people not drunk 24/7? Do you want drinks? I can probably cry at Remy until he gives me enough to spread the cheer.

[ooc; Spoilers for OUAT!]

Dec. 1st, 2015


I'm so sick of portals.

Papa? They said my other parents aren't her- Henry?

[ ooc; Same AU as Remy Mills & coma!Henry Mills! ]

Aug. 24th, 2015


FYI, immediate family (you know who you are) are requested for birthday dinner for both the 36 year old and the 2 year old on Wednesday. Because we're not insane, I'm doing private home catering - so if you have any special requests, speak up now!

Everybody is invited to Chuck E Cheese on Sunday, 1pm - whenever. There's gonna be pizza and whatever.

Hot people, 21+, are invited to Iron Horse NYC, Saturday night. You get bonus points if you're single and want to hit on my oldest son, so. Get on that.

[OOC: immediate family would be people like Grace, Older!Stucky and kids, Jamie/Lilly/Jake, older!OUAT crew, mini!OUAT crew, Thorin, etc. If your character is close to them, they're invited. :P]

Mar. 29th, 2015


Sooo sand is officially not my favorite flavor.

[ ooc; genderswapped henry = 15-year-old holly mills! and a 17-year-old post-coma henry mixed in as well. alex is a beautiful enabler. ]

Mar. 22nd, 2015


Bellamy's too chicken to say this (seriously, you should have seen how fast he suddenly got 'busy,') so I'll bring it up. If you're going to be sexually active here - and I'm not passing any judgement with what you decide - please make sure you have the proper protection to prevent any unplanned surprises. Besides a miracle, I seriously don't understand how no one ended up pregnant or with an STI back home.

That being said, there are plenty of options when it comes to contraceptions: male and female condoms, contraceptive implants, injections, the pill... Just to name a few. Different things work for different people, so when you're ready to start them let me know and I'll help.
Soooo who has a bottle of wine to donate to the cause?

Feb. 26th, 2015


Totally bought a suit today. Now when I crash important galleries and galas, I can look fucking fantastic. Boom.

Jan. 6th, 2015


Even though the White House looks absolutely majestic covered in snow, days like this really make me miss California.

Jan. 5th, 2015


Bien , vas te faire encule trop, Portal. You just had to ruin the camera. I know, I get it. You just can't help yourself. And you did get me out of a tight spot. But leaving the family behind was kind of a dick move. I'm just saying.

Let's see, January 2015. Nobody around here even knows the name Tristan d'Herblay, huh?

It's okay. If you feed me, you can call me Suzie for all I care.


Am I late for the "let's shock our parents" routine? Because I'm not sure Should we really What if they don't want to ado Might make for a fun guessing game, anyway. Hey Blackpoint.

Nov. 21st, 2014


I nearly managed to forget that it was 2014 until I turned the television on and there it was. Trailers ever ten minutes for Mockingjay: Part 1.

It's a good thing I can hibernate until Thanksgiving.

Jun. 23rd, 2014


It appears Jefferson is dumb enough to let me make an honest man of him.

Jan. 3rd, 2014


Posted sometime after 11 okay

FACT: ther eare 204 200 209? fuck it a lot of bones in the
human body and

iam reasonbly certian i just broke atleast three of them.

also. i want pie

Or tacos?

no nope. Pie.
[OOC: Filter attempted later. Will be fixed in the morning. :P]

Nov. 18th, 2013


Pan, if this is your doing, I will Cry, most likely I won't have it. I don't want to be toyed with any longer.


Is this going to be a thing, portal? Every time I go on a book tour, you bring over a bunch of people from my world? If so, I've got a new book in the works, so you can put Archie on the list.

Hello to all the new arrivals. Let me know if anyone needs anything.

Nov. 17th, 2013


Send me back right now!

[ooc; Spoilers for the new ep likely!]

Nov. 15th, 2013


I'm getting really sick of portals. And there's nothing like dying on arrival.

Oct. 21st, 2013


Darcy, Jefferson, I want to see your gorgeous baby.

Everyone else, hey, I'm Emma Swan. The elder.

Henry, answer your phone. Grace, smack him so he'll answer the phone.

Jul. 15th, 2013


I realize this is last minute, and on a weeknight, but I'd like to throw a party for Darcy's birthday tomorrow. And, by extension, have it be for all Darcys and any family and friends of theirs. I figure the shop has enough room to hold a good amount of people, so I'm closing up early in the afternoon and setting it up there. What I need from you all is the following:

1) Attendees would be appreciated. Obviously. A heads up if you're coming would be even better.
2) People in DC to snag the other two Darcys and bring them here? Unless they have other plans, which is completely understandable.
3) Someone to pick up the cake I ordered last week, if at all possible. It's at [insert hip cake bakery here] and should look like this. (If it doesn't look like this, I need you to channel some Targaryen ferocity and pitch a fit, so if you're soft-hearted, maybe pass on this one.)
4) Someone who knows how to make virgin drinks that taste almost as good as the real thing. I will pay handsomely for this one.
5) Before and after manual labor. I've already signed up mini-me, but extra hands wouldn't be unwelcome.

Jun. 14th, 2013


Under no circumstances is anyone to allow me near wine again.

Did I dream it or is Emma here somewhere?

May. 26th, 2013


Next step: Crib made out of milk crates.

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