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Oct. 19th, 2015


Did that really just happen? Wha

But my shoes aren't here.

Aug. 5th, 2015


Well, shit. Who's been hiding portkeys again?

[ ooc; Ginny from the werewolf!Draco/Slytherin!Hermione/Harry's babies have a different mama~ world! ]

Jan. 24th, 2015


On February 13th, I will be hosting a benefit dinner at Orchids to benefit the Kapiolani Medical Center for Women & Children. Naturally dress will be black tie, and all of the proceeds from the dinner will go towards buying more supplies for the child life specialists and comfort packages for the women. I contacted the center, and I've arranged for those interested in volunteering on Valentines Day to come in and help the children make Valentines for their friends and family. Marshall, how hard do I have to twist your arm for you to bring your guitar that morning?

Calendar invites will be coming soon!

Dec. 12th, 2014


I finally finished the wreaths for the doors, and I have enough left over to make some for a handful of people. Audrey, Lees, Knightleys, Gigi and Marshall, yours are, of course, ready for pick up.

And, if anyone is still looking for the perfect Christmas gift for me, these little beauties would have a very good home with me. I've come to terms that wearing heels right now isn't the best, but that doesn't mean I'm going to spend the remaining months in tennis shoes.

Nov. 28th, 2014


Thank you, Jos. A. Bank, for knowing how to properly throw a Black Friday sale on menswear by including cashmere. It's no Michael Kors (even though I scored a fabulous bag from there), but I might have cleared out my size just the same.

Sep. 27th, 2014


This is madness was not on my daily itinerary, and I'd appreciate it if someone could book me a flight back to California. I have a speech first thing tomorrow morning at UC Davis Children's Hospital and we can't afford for James to lose even a single point to that joke of a man running against him.

However, he will be getting the bill for my dry cleaning and ruined Hermès scarf. That ought to set him back a few precious campaigning dollars.

[future!canon Caroline Elton. I couldn't resist. ♥]

Sep. 21st, 2014


I am willing - freely willing and borderline begging, mind - to give an hour of play on my iPhone 9 to the first person who can bring me a Venti salted caramel latte with organic milk if they manage to get it past George.

A rush order is appreciated. Dropping me into the ocean is not a good way to wake me up.

May. 30th, 2014



May. 24th, 2014


Weasleys, Potters, and all other friends and family of Percy and I! We're getting married tomorrow. Yes, it's happening very quickly. No, we didn't plan for it to be this way. Yes, we want you all to be there.

So please be in Honolulu (Address) at 2:00 PM, Hawaii-Aleutian time! There will be food, drink, and music.

Twins! I need your help with the fireworks.


Well, this is certainly new.

[ OOC: He's been in BP for awhile, just not used! He's from a world without magic where the events of canon still happened, just translated into something non-magical. He's 22 and coming straight from a dig for dinosaur bones~ ]

May. 6th, 2014


Portal, I've had enough of your shite. This relocation business better not be a regular reoccurring event.

Apr. 5th, 2014


Game of Thrones tomorrow, boys and girls. Prepare yourself for depression.

Malia; Isaac au
cut for picture )

Mar. 27th, 2014


It's done and everyone is okay.

Mar. 26th, 2014


All right, so which one of you finally pushed the portal over into complete and utter madness, eh?

Mar. 15th, 2014


Jfshhkfjdguvh who let Hermione have a time turner. FRED. GEORGE. WHY DO YOU HATE ME.

Feb. 10th, 2014


Hello, everyone! My name's Jane, and if anyone would like any treats for Valentines Day - for yourself or for someone special - I'll be taking orders until tomorrow at noon. I'll wrap them in cellophane and tie them with a ribbon to make them festive, and I'm sure we can find a way to get them to you in time. I'm sure my daughter will love glitterbombing things for you if you'd like to go that way.

As of now, the options are:
+ Oreo Truffles
+ A Red Velvet Roll
+ Belgian Raspberry Brownies With Truffle Ganache
+ Slutty Brownies
+ Assorted cookies
If anyone wants something different, feel free to let me know and I'd be happy to help. I've been bitten by the baking bug and my schedule is pretty clear now that I have my lookbook for my redesigned Snickerdoodles line completed.

Edited in:
If anyone would like to help transport I'd happily make a basket of treats and goodies for you!

Jan. 24th, 2014


My new Birchboxes are finally here, and there's a full-sized Inkia eyeshadow inside one of them. !! George, come here.

Dec. 27th, 2013


For Christmas I got the best set of Quidditch robes that have ever been made.

And engaged.

The robes are ace though.

Dec. 19th, 2013


This is strange.

Dec. 16th, 2013


We're getting married!

I just realized something really alarming and am now unable to keep from cringing.

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