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Jan. 12th, 2016


It's my favorite time of the year - Kiss a Ginger Day! So line up, everyone!

Aug. 12th, 2015


Another of my lionesses will have cubs any day. My favourite of times, to be sure.

This is roughly accurate. )

Aug. 5th, 2015


Well, shit. Who's been hiding portkeys again?

[ ooc; Ginny from the werewolf!Draco/Slytherin!Hermione/Harry's babies have a different mama~ world! ]

May. 5th, 2015


Apology not accepted, Rowlings.

Mar. 28th, 2015


I swear to God, and it might be the sleep deprivation talking, but watching Richard Madden on screen in Cinderella is like watching a movie of my husband impersonating my sister-in-law in very tight pants.

Feb. 22nd, 2015


BOW TO THE NEW LION KING - Leo Weasley made his appearance just before midnight last night, weighing in at 7 lbs 3 oz.

Mum and son are doing excellent, but if someone doesn't help me find a (small) Americano stat, heads will roll.

Feb. 21st, 2015


I won't say this again any time soon, but I take back what I said about no drugs and keeping off the network. People of the internet, I need your help. I know my water only broke a short time ago, but if someone doesn't get me a epidural stat someone's going to get hurt. I don't do pain.

Nov. 16th, 2014


I'm starting to feel trapped on this island, and I'm staring to get to the point where if I have to walk through another grain of sand I'm going to scream.

Audrey, Emma, Gigi, Roxy, would either of you like to join me here for a few days? And I know there's countless things to do with work and the holidays, but I'm getting desperate. It'll be my treat.

Nov. 1st, 2014


Hello, fall sales at Michaels! While I miss my husband dearly, it's nice not to hear him groan when he sees the bags and bags of decorations necessary to decorate a home with.

Oct. 17th, 2014


My life is a constant state of cheeky Americans coming up to me and mmmbop-ing.

Oct. 10th, 2014


There are some perks to being married to a wizard, and one of those is watching your neighbor's face when she sees the Halloween decorations you've put up. It's not my fault she didn't tell me she was petrified of spiders, but it's wearing polka dotted leggings for heaven's sake. It's scary chic, not deadly.

That being said, Emma, darling, are we planning a Halloween bash this year, or are you still in the honeymoon phase?

Sep. 27th, 2014


This is madness was not on my daily itinerary, and I'd appreciate it if someone could book me a flight back to California. I have a speech first thing tomorrow morning at UC Davis Children's Hospital and we can't afford for James to lose even a single point to that joke of a man running against him.

However, he will be getting the bill for my dry cleaning and ruined Hermès scarf. That ought to set him back a few precious campaigning dollars.

[future!canon Caroline Elton. I couldn't resist. ♥]

Sep. 21st, 2014


I am willing - freely willing and borderline begging, mind - to give an hour of play on my iPhone 9 to the first person who can bring me a Venti salted caramel latte with organic milk if they manage to get it past George.

A rush order is appreciated. Dropping me into the ocean is not a good way to wake me up.