blackpoint - the au community

You'd think falling into the ocean would get easier once you've lived at sea. It don't. Fishing out the little tyke is even more of a fun challenge.

Oy - portal. One kid, not the other? No love to you either. Sincerely, Edward Kenway.

I am willing - freely willing and borderline begging, mind - to give an hour of play on my iPhone 9 to the first person who can bring me a Venti salted caramel latte with organic milk if they manage to get it past George.

A rush order is appreciated. Dropping me into the ocean is not a good way to wake me up.