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Jan. 10th, 2016


If I'm going to be a lady, at least I'm a hot one. Who wants to buy me drinks?

[ooc; PH!August turned into a woman!]

Nov. 28th, 2015


instagram )

I think if I post any more pictures of baby me to my instagram than I have already in the last twenty-four hours she's been alive, I'll thoroughly pass into 'vain' territory.

More importantly, I think that her existence legally obligates me to retire. It's time. I've had a good run.

Oct. 9th, 2015


And again, the Annual Fall Paradox begins -- a festive time of year where I, in my excitement over the changing season, inadvertently can't stop making flowers that are completely not suited for autumn, thus sticking myself into a floral-scented time loop.

My morning company of animals is so confused already, and the leaves haven't even changed yet.

[ Comments about traveling to Syria are retroactively filtered against her parents. ]

Jul. 25th, 2015


I can't be blamed for this, she followed me home.

Cut for Pic )

Jun. 22nd, 2015


Vacation time! Or, well, we're calling it a research retreat, but let's be honest, two weeks in the most-remote, gorgeous, and unpopulated regions of Maui? Vacation!

You see, darlings, my fellow botanists and I are gravely concerned about the plight of the Haleakalā silversword. It's only found at very high elevations within the crater of the Haleakalā volcano, and I'm afraid that it's a very fragile, dear thing. It can only flower once, so its window for pollination is brief, and unfortunately excessive cattle grazing and an alien species of Argentine ant that feast on the silverswords' main source of insect pollinators are doing quite a number on the flower's overall population.

I'm terribly excited! Now then, as I will be gone for two weeks, I trust Ella to do a wonderful job in my absence. Don't do anything I wouldn't do, sweetheart!

[ Filtered to Harley ]

I've left detailed instructions on how to care for everything in my stead. The dahlias should be quite happy to be left to their own devices for a little while, but make sure you chatter away to the pitcher plants! They're going to miss their mummy. And remember, do not use the cacti for bludgeoning weapons! I don't care how prickly they grow!

The combination to the experimental greenhouse is 55403. Only open it if your life is in danger.

[ /Filter ]

[ Filtered to John Blake ]

Keep an eye on the clown, will you? She's likely to get bored, and that would be unpleasant for everyone, wouldn't it?

If you're a good boy, I'm bringing you back a present. And it's not even carnivorous!

[ /Filter ]

Apr. 28th, 2015


For the record, the supernatural division at HPD has much better coffee than the general area of the precinct. Good on you, whoever is in charge of that! I assume the same can be said for you hotties in 5-0.

Someone want to come bail me out?

Apr. 17th, 2015


I didn't wake up expecting this to happen today, that's for sure. Apologies to the rescuer I alarmed by diving down - couldn't let my hat sink.

[OOC: AU!Aramis from the same AU as Milady and Athos, but expanded slightly!]

Apr. 8th, 2015


instagram )

I've opened an Etsy shop for my herbs and teas! If you're interested in anything, let me know. I specialize in medicinal teas and treatments, such as those for headaches and nausea, but I did a little work alongside a midwife before I got pulled through again so I have a lot of experience with those for morning sickness, etc.

There'll also be some vegan recipes as well, because who doesn't need more vegan recipes?

[ next gen kids ]
'Garden Party' this weekend (iykwim~)! Friday night into Saturday morning. Bring snacks and things to camp with, we're sleeping under the stars. Snitches get stitches.

Mar. 18th, 2015




Mar. 15th, 2015


Moms, Dad, expect something in the mail soon

Mar. 14th, 2015


[ Texts to Tristan ]
» Hi ♥
» Are you up for a night hike?


Cut for art. )

Feb. 20th, 2015


There's gotta be some kind of party going on somewhere. Someone spill.

Feb. 4th, 2015


Tris, I didn't know your dads were in a boyband when they were young.
ooc cut for gif )

Jan. 29th, 2015


Found a gym willin to let a washed up Musketeer teach kids self-defense. If you have kids between 8-18 and you don't mind signin a waiver, it's on King st. Official classes start next week, but I'm around if you wanna interrogate me. I enjoy a good interrogation.

If you don't have kids, but wanna be able to take care of yourself, we can talk about that too. Just know I'm a lot rougher with adults.

Jan. 26th, 2015


I'd like to give a warm welcome to the Lili`uokalani Botanical Garden's newest intern, Ms. Ella Booth! We're terribly excited to have her charm and expertise as we prepare our gardens for the upcoming spring.

Ella, I've got a few papers for you to sign and a few shots you'll need to take since you'll be hanging out more than most with me, and I want to make sure that I wouldn't be a single bit of danger to you.

Jan. 25th, 2015


[ooc; An engagement ring! It's made of enchanted wood instead of metal and has a pretty diamond stone instead of an opal.]


I need an axe. Or gardening tools. For science.

[OOC: Absolutely in response to this which you should all watch because asldjfkCOLINSTOP.]

Jan. 22nd, 2015


I attempted vegan pancakes. Who wants to give them a shot? Ella, I already set yours aside.

Okay, something's up with Liam. He keeps ma'aming me and asking random questions about me and the station. I'm close to interrogating him.

Jan. 18th, 2015


instagram )

[ the foursome ]
Guuuuuuys, my dad is proposing at the end of the month. I forgot how wonderful 2015 is.

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