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May. 20th, 2016


PSA, if you try to use the Winter Soldier Activation codes on my dad or any of the others, I will punch you so hard that I'll be forced to resign my PR position with the WC Avengers.

Btw, I'm resigning my PR position with the Avengers. Sorry, guys.

Who wants to give me a job? :D

May. 12th, 2016


Attention all versions of Bucky Barnes - Spoilers for Civil War! )

Apr. 7th, 2016


Guess who turned one today? )

Dec. 8th, 2015


I have an apartment! Got the keys today, so it's currently completely empty and I'm just sitting in the middle of it basking in the silence (no offense, family).

Obviously that means it's party time. Right?

Just kidding, can't say that with a straight face. Don't trash my apartment.

Dec. 1st, 2015


Wow! Okay. I was going to teach first graders how to draw snowmen today, but time travel is fun too.

There's some good things about starting over, I guess. Right? I mean, most of you haven't suffered through the Year(s...) of Accidentally Breaking Everything I Touched, so that's awesome. And I'm debt-free! Who doesn't love that? Oh I should--I'm Vik. Viktoriya. Looks like my sister Irina beat me here. Hopefully she hasn't growled at too many of you. Her bark is worse than her bite, promise. Unless you're an asshole! Then I can't help you, sorry.

[OOC: future daughter #2 of [info]thewidower & [info]thesoviet. Pretty much a hippie in the body of a supersoldier. From 2053~ ish?? IDK thereabouts.]

Nov. 29th, 2015


Apparently someone just ordered the rest of the shrimp at Kamekona's, so along with having my newly-straightened hair dunked in the ocean, being transported to 2015 and needing to join the "my parents don't know I exist" club, I also don't get any shrimp. I hope you're proud of yourself.

Oh, right. Hipsters are in. Let me find some sunglasses while I introduce myself: Irina Barnes. You probably haven't heard of me.

Nov. 9th, 2015


Four years. Four years you left me and I was good. Screw you, portal.

Team America House?

EDIT: Someone tell me there is a Starfleet here because I want my office back.

Nov. 5th, 2015


I'm a published artist.

Holy crap.

I'm published. The first two pieces from my summer commission are out on the shelves as of this week. Companion pieces, both graphic novels. [Insert picture of the display at a Comic Shop Here]

It's crazy to buy them all, right?

Oct. 22nd, 2015


I, on the other hand, will be only fucking delighted to act as a vocal ally in campaigning for my female peers to get the pay they deserve.

Sweet buttery Christ.

Oct. 18th, 2015


So. FYI. Bucky and I are going to go through the motions of moving to San Francisco, so I can head up Public Relations for it as it gets off the ground.


OK that's out of my system. Anyway, it's not going to be for a couple weeks, I'm going to teleport over to help get the HQ set up on a pretty regular basis, but we've gotta figure out if we're going to rent out the house or sell it and find a house to buy in SF and all that shit.

So, yknow, help packing and food deliveries and shit would be nice.

Oct. 9th, 2015


Really, Ma?

Who wants to help me dissemble a car and put it back outside of my apartment?

Oct. 7th, 2015


Alright, there are too many Devons in this house and I nearly died by the hands of my evil twin when I got into her candy stash.

So who wants to hire an out of work spy so he can work on getting his own place?

Oct. 1st, 2015



And that means it's almost time for my annual 'Devon's Kickass Halloween Bash.' For you poor souls that haven't experienced this yet, just be glad it falls on a weekend this year so you have some time to recover before Monday morning.

It'll be on Halloween night and the person with the best costume wins a GRAND PRIZE of my choosing. Know it's going to be the best thing ever. Past prizes have included dinner reservations at fancy restaurants, vouchers for skydiving, weekend getaways, and gift cards. So start thinking about costumes now!

Aug. 24th, 2015


FYI, immediate family (you know who you are) are requested for birthday dinner for both the 36 year old and the 2 year old on Wednesday. Because we're not insane, I'm doing private home catering - so if you have any special requests, speak up now!

Everybody is invited to Chuck E Cheese on Sunday, 1pm - whenever. There's gonna be pizza and whatever.

Hot people, 21+, are invited to Iron Horse NYC, Saturday night. You get bonus points if you're single and want to hit on my oldest son, so. Get on that.

[OOC: immediate family would be people like Grace, Older!Stucky and kids, Jamie/Lilly/Jake, older!OUAT crew, mini!OUAT crew, Thorin, etc. If your character is close to them, they're invited. :P]

Aug. 16th, 2015


Oh, come on.

[ ooc; grown up!lincoln lewis! ]

Jul. 27th, 2015


I know this is a big surprise to some of you.

But it's a boy. (Please at least pretend to be wow'ed by this information.)


Great job on the timing, portal.

All right, I have a comfortable chair. Come at me.

[ ooc: IT'S THE CHARLIE HUNNAM ARMY. Tony Rogers, son/second child of James & Torunn. USAF, skills with weather prediction. MORE HERE. Has BFF, needs backstory, pretty please. JOURNAL NAME CREDIT TO DARCY, LOL. ]

Jul. 11th, 2015


What the hell is dubsmash and why can't anyone in the office focus? Yes it's Saturday, not that isn't an excuse to goof off.

Jun. 24th, 2015


Nope, can't do it. Can't make it to Friday. Someone fake an emergency so I can get out of these unnecessarily long meeting? Or just stab me. That's okay too.

Jun. 22nd, 2015


Seriously, 2015? The portal couldn't have picked a good year? Like 2040? I enjoyed that year. AND I existed in it.

Since I know if any of my brothers are here, they fucked around enough for all of us: Mills and Jefferson's report. Emmas and extended can chime in too after they're done gaping at me. Yes, I'm awesome. Yes, you're all young and... whatever. I'm sure the word precious has been thrown around.

Call me Beth, full name is reserved for when I sneak through my bedroom window late or steal mom's good wine.

[OOC: Mini!Jefferson and Regina's kid!]

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