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THE HAT DOES NOT WORK. THIS IS A LIE.
THE HAT DOES NOT WORK. THIS IS A LIE.
THE HAT DOES NOT WORK. THIS IS A LIE.
THE HAT DOES NOT WORK. THIS IS A LIE.
THE HAT DOES NOT WORK. THIS IS A LIE.

Only it does? But I did not use it. Not the first time I was somewhere I shouldn't have been. Beats Wonderland. I hate Wonderland. This is not Storybrooke either. What are you at this time, Your Majesty?

Hey Steve. When I said I'd follow you anywhere, did you really have to test that with an alternate dimension?

[Possible CA:TWS spoilers!]

FILTERED TO HER BUCKY BARNES:

Hey, we've got the house to ourselves tonight. I gave the kids a $50 and told them to GTFO and went shopping at Whole Paycheck for fancy organic steaks.

I got an extra one in case we end up with a bonus Cap visiting but I figure he's got kids to cuddle and old people to shake hands with or something.

I'll never understand why people think there is a real life competition between us and the DC people. There's no rivalry. I don't have an opinion on Batman/Superman.


[Filtered to Bucky and Darcy, the married to each other versions]

What is the deal with mini Bucky? Stevie's a mess, he called me upset last night. I suggested he and Darcy come to New York for a visit for a few days, if she's interested and it's all right with you two.



[Edit: Filtered to mini Bucky]

So I hear you're signing up for the army.

I figured it out; they pay me salary just so they can get away with making me work seven days a week without remorse. I'm tired. :(

FILTERED TO HER!BUCKY:

If I tell you that - hypothetically - I might be taking a very teeny tiny trip to Russia and Ukraine on a teeny tiny plane called AFO, you say...?

Hello, everyone! My name's Jane, and if anyone would like any treats for Valentines Day - for yourself or for someone special - I'll be taking orders until tomorrow at noon. I'll wrap them in cellophane and tie them with a ribbon to make them festive, and I'm sure we can find a way to get them to you in time. I'm sure my daughter will love glitterbombing things for you if you'd like to go that way.

As of now, the options are:

+ Oreo Truffles
+ A Red Velvet Roll
+ Belgian Raspberry Brownies With Truffle Ganache
+ Slutty Brownies
+ Assorted cookies

If anyone wants something different, feel free to let me know and I'd be happy to help. I've been bitten by the baking bug and my schedule is pretty clear now that I have my lookbook for my redesigned Snickerdoodles line completed.

Edited in:

If anyone would like to help transport I'd happily make a basket of treats and goodies for you!

Super awesome, pub-owning, ginger wizard seeks fun-loving nerd girl for Valentine's Day spectacular.


Please contact Hugo Weasley at your earliest convenience.

Fucking snow.

Hey Darce, I took the kid to the emergency room. He fell on his arm a little funny while we were shoveling the driveway and we want to get it checked out.

Snow day! \o/

I know this means I should be an adult and do adult things but instead I think I just want to veg out on the couch and spend all of Bucky's money on Amazon.

I've gotten used to answering a lot of press questions, but this new batch of them is interesting. Since now there are several of me.

Did we have plans for the holiday, DC crew? I make a mean turkey.

( text messages to his darcy lewis )

I think teaching and I have come to a parting of ways after this semester. Whoever had four years, congratulations, you won that pool.

I wonder what the LAPD policy on hiring non-humans is.

DARCY they say you're here quick I need to give you a list you need to go pick up some equipment for me and then get here. I can't buy you plane tickets but we can figure something out, this portal is insane. Also I might need dry clothes. Forget the clothes, the list is more important.


EDIT: Hi this is public I'm Jane Foster.

[ FILTERED TO HIS DARCY ]
The kids can handle themselves for a night if you want to go see it.

[ooc; Pretended this was posted the day before! Spoilers!]

Another world, another reason for me to not want to get out of bed in the morning. If I have a bed. I was just making my loft awesome too.

I'm Rikki Barnes, and this place smells like Herbal Essences. It doesn't seem natural.

I ain't ever had that much candy since

Well, ever. How do they expect us to pay attention in school today?

This isn't the vacation time I was looking for.

Талия. Steve.

(HER) BUCKY BARNES:

Hem. Hem.

We should stay in New York a few days. Hide in the hotel room I already can even put away my laptop for the next 48 hours.

Darcy, Jefferson, I want to see your gorgeous baby.

Everyone else, hey, I'm Emma Swan. The elder.

Henry, answer your phone. Grace, smack him so he'll answer the phone.