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Nov. 5th, 2015


I'm a published artist.

Holy crap.

I'm published. The first two pieces from my summer commission are out on the shelves as of this week. Companion pieces, both graphic novels. [Insert picture of the display at a Comic Shop Here]

It's crazy to buy them all, right?

Oct. 16th, 2015


Sometimes it's great being a werewolf, and sometimes you smell another woman on the collar of your supposedly-true beau. He's in the rear view now, obviously, and I made Mom and Dad and Ezra watch Ten Things I Hate About You and eat ice cream last night, so I'm pretty much over it, so this is just sort of an FYI so you don't go "hey Cassie, how are things going with that guy you're seeing" and ruin my life.

I should have known. His name was Chad.

ANYWAY my project suggestion for an Amnesty International "Classic Monsters" walk got overruled in favor of a "zombie" walk, which I'm not going to be a part of because reasons, and I really hate the world. I'm officially a free agent in love, life, and walks, so someone needs to come up with something I can do for Halloween STAT.

I have a sexy toothbrush costume ready and rarin' to go.

Oct. 15th, 2015


It's taken an hour of instruction, but a heartfelt merci to the lovely woman that showed me how this contraption works. I left a gift on your desk as extra thanks.

And here I was led to believe all Americans were uncivilized. How wrong they were. I was told the Musketeers were here, when I asked about them? We were in the middle of a very heated battle when I found my way here, and I would know that they are whole and healthy, if possible. They're too old to be getting into this much trouble.

[OOC: The Dauphin from Criminal!AU! Kidnapped & raised by the Musketeers to keep him safe, was raised as a thief and assassin. Knows he's rightful heir, but was in the middle of a revolution with the people of Paris. More here! Any of the ladies of HPD, feel free to claim helping him, he left you a trinket from his century stolen probs but whatever.]

Oct. 1st, 2015



And that means it's almost time for my annual 'Devon's Kickass Halloween Bash.' For you poor souls that haven't experienced this yet, just be glad it falls on a weekend this year so you have some time to recover before Monday morning.

It'll be on Halloween night and the person with the best costume wins a GRAND PRIZE of my choosing. Know it's going to be the best thing ever. Past prizes have included dinner reservations at fancy restaurants, vouchers for skydiving, weekend getaways, and gift cards. So start thinking about costumes now!

Aug. 25th, 2015


I still don't understand what the 熊貓尿 is going on, but I need a drink.

[ooc; Info on her here! Would love to see more of this world in play!]

Aug. 8th, 2015


Јеби га. We have to move, Pietro.

Anyone know of a good apartment building in Honolulu?

Jul. 30th, 2015


Party tomorrow night! College Me, bring your special booze. I don't want to drink the moonshine that Pantless Wonder came up with. I nearly went blind last time.

Europe group, I know you're leaving us, so consider this your send off party? IDK. Do we need a reason?


We're going to need a bigger house.

How long have you all known?

Jul. 23rd, 2015


[ Hales and Hale-Adjacent Family + Friends. Basically, Teen Wolf in general. ]

Now that the move is all settled and so much of the family is here and relatively comfortable: I'm having a baby.

Jul. 18th, 2015


The next time my boss asks if I can stay overtime, remind me to say no. I think I'm missing days and I definitely just had three day old pizza for breakfast.

Can I ask for a status on the project?

Me + you = video games the rest of this weekend. I need to veg out big time or else I'm going to go crazy.

Jun. 22nd, 2015


Okay, so apparently there's a movie. I keep seeing myself all over the place.

[ Raptor Squad ]
Alright, girls. Time for new training.

First and foremost, no more wandering outside of the perimeter. You don't know how to hunt yet like this and you're going to end up in a whole hell of a lot of trouble if you aren't careful. You want to end up back in a cage? Because that's where the officers put people walking around naked trying to eat people. This body's got new rules, and you're stuck in it for now, so we've got to adapt. There's more flexibility in this area of the park I've gotten sectioned off, so that's where we need to stay.

Jun. 12th, 2015


I don't mean to alarm anyone, but I'm pretty sure the hotel we're staying in is actually Bates Motel.

May. 28th, 2015


Sooooo, if I were to tell you guys I was entertaining the idea of taking my work on the road for a few weeks and joining a friend for some lectures at a few colleges for the summer? Ancient Egyptian stuff. You'd say....?

May. 21st, 2015


Hey hey guys and dolls, want to get in shape without boring workouts? Want to learn how to contort your body in a rhythmic manner so as to attract potential mates? Well, I'm being irresponsible this summer and instead of taking summer academic classes, I'm teaching dance classes at the Y here in Hawaii. Salsa, jazz, and modern! If any of you beautiful people do ballet, you'll see me at the U of H here doing a few of the more advanced classes.

There's a portal discount? Just say something weird to me about your homeworld and I'll knock off 20% and kill the entry fee. Together, we'll do this thing.

Also, if you're related to me, I'm going to get SOOOOO PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE YOU HAVE NO IDEA if you don't come to my recital in August.

May. 1st, 2015


I'm wet, cranky that I'm not buoyant enough to float and I've spent the last three weeks studying for finals that now I won't have to take. I won't be doing junior year over and there's no way finals are the same in 2015 as they are in 2037. You guys haven't even had a female President.

Can someone come pick me up from the police station? I'm technically a minor, so I have to have some kind of guardian and considering I'm related to half the people here, they're covering their bases. Mostly I just think the officers and detectives are all scared of mom.

Apr. 26th, 2015


Cut for Grey's Anatomy Spoilers )

Apr. 7th, 2015


Soooo, would now be a bad time to ask for a job, Mom?

[ooc; Adult Devon Kennedy Barnes!]

Mar. 27th, 2015


End of the semester is coming up and I'm ready to get over Daw- ignore my responsibilities before all these exams kill me. Anyone up for a luau? I had a pig being slowly roasted all day.


Of all the experiences I've wondered about, being dropped unceremoniously into the ocean isn't one I ever actually cared to know for myself.

Ah well. Worse has happened.

[ Next Gen ]
It's 2015. My parents probably aren't even technically dating, and I like existing. Zip it.

Is my brother here?

[ ooc; next-gen daughter of jaina and ezra, from roughly 2038! ]

Mar. 26th, 2015


Filtered to Next Gen kids (all of 'em + young Chase):
Dad date night, Grace is going to babysit baby me and the B&B is going to be empty until this weekend.

Game night? One where everyone behaves? I'll provide some food and refreshments but it's mostly byob.

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