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Jan. 12th, 2016


It's my favorite time of the year - Kiss a Ginger Day! So line up, everyone!

Aug. 5th, 2015


Well, shit. Who's been hiding portkeys again?

[ ooc; Ginny from the werewolf!Draco/Slytherin!Hermione/Harry's babies have a different mama~ world! ]

Mar. 28th, 2015


I swear to God, and it might be the sleep deprivation talking, but watching Richard Madden on screen in Cinderella is like watching a movie of my husband impersonating my sister-in-law in very tight pants.

Feb. 22nd, 2015


BOW TO THE NEW LION KING - Leo Weasley made his appearance just before midnight last night, weighing in at 7 lbs 3 oz.

Mum and son are doing excellent, but if someone doesn't help me find a (small) Americano stat, heads will roll.

Feb. 21st, 2015


I won't say this again any time soon, but I take back what I said about no drugs and keeping off the network. People of the internet, I need your help. I know my water only broke a short time ago, but if someone doesn't get me a epidural stat someone's going to get hurt. I don't do pain.

Feb. 9th, 2015


Whelp, officially can't tie my own shoes and am living in uggs, my boobs are GINORMOUS, I have to roll to stand up from anything and my ribs and bladder are both being crushed. Super sexy. Bucky, you're doing this next time.

Jan. 29th, 2015


Found a gym willin to let a washed up Musketeer teach kids self-defense. If you have kids between 8-18 and you don't mind signin a waiver, it's on King st. Official classes start next week, but I'm around if you wanna interrogate me. I enjoy a good interrogation.

If you don't have kids, but wanna be able to take care of yourself, we can talk about that too. Just know I'm a lot rougher with adults.

Jan. 4th, 2015


Guess this is better than dead.

Raleigh Becket. They say there's another version of me running around? And Mako?

[ooc; PR AU - Pentecost and Chuck live, he ejects Mako from their Jaeger and goes on a suicide run. Explodes the breach like in the movie, but doesn't make it out alive.]

Dec. 24th, 2014


If anyone's without plans for Christmas Eve tonight feel free to come by. I couldn't decide what to eat and ended up ordering enough Chinese to feed four generations of Weasleys with leftovers, and I'll have White Christmas and Love Actually on the TV.

The fruitcake and Die Hard will have to stay away, though.

Dec. 12th, 2014


I finally finished the wreaths for the doors, and I have enough left over to make some for a handful of people. Audrey, Lees, Knightleys, Gigi and Marshall, yours are, of course, ready for pick up.

And, if anyone is still looking for the perfect Christmas gift for me, these little beauties would have a very good home with me. I've come to terms that wearing heels right now isn't the best, but that doesn't mean I'm going to spend the remaining months in tennis shoes.

Nov. 29th, 2014


We have a working Jaeger.


Nov. 20th, 2014


I'll be taking this trio of little furry darlings back to the reserve with me. Let's take a moment to discuss their sweet little faces.

Nov. 16th, 2014


I'm starting to feel trapped on this island, and I'm staring to get to the point where if I have to walk through another grain of sand I'm going to scream.

Audrey, Emma, Gigi, Roxy, would either of you like to join me here for a few days? And I know there's countless things to do with work and the holidays, but I'm getting desperate. It'll be my treat.

Nov. 1st, 2014


Hello, fall sales at Michaels! While I miss my husband dearly, it's nice not to hear him groan when he sees the bags and bags of decorations necessary to decorate a home with.

Oct. 17th, 2014


My life is a constant state of cheeky Americans coming up to me and mmmbop-ing.

Oct. 10th, 2014


There are some perks to being married to a wizard, and one of those is watching your neighbor's face when she sees the Halloween decorations you've put up. It's not my fault she didn't tell me she was petrified of spiders, but it's wearing polka dotted leggings for heaven's sake. It's scary chic, not deadly.

That being said, Emma, darling, are we planning a Halloween bash this year, or are you still in the honeymoon phase?

Oct. 7th, 2014


Out of curiosity, if you get kicked out of a Wal-Mart, it's just that store and not the entire chain, right?

A friend wants to know.

Sep. 23rd, 2014


The portal misbehaving is a perfect reason for getting out of a test. The female bits might have been overdoing it a little though.


Okay, so just give it a thought, but...

Dancing with the Stars with Blackpoint Celebrities. I can PR the shit out of that for charity. I need a distractio-

Sep. 21st, 2014


I am willing - freely willing and borderline begging, mind - to give an hour of play on my iPhone 9 to the first person who can bring me a Venti salted caramel latte with organic milk if they manage to get it past George.

A rush order is appreciated. Dropping me into the ocean is not a good way to wake me up.

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