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May. 20th, 2016


PSA, if you try to use the Winter Soldier Activation codes on my dad or any of the others, I will punch you so hard that I'll be forced to resign my PR position with the WC Avengers.

Btw, I'm resigning my PR position with the Avengers. Sorry, guys.

Who wants to give me a job? :D

May. 12th, 2016



When are we going to get the cat guy showing up in this world? Asking for reasons.

[ooc; potential civil war spoilers in comments!]

Oct. 22nd, 2015


I, on the other hand, will be only fucking delighted to act as a vocal ally in campaigning for my female peers to get the pay they deserve.

Sweet buttery Christ.

Apr. 24th, 2015


So I feel like I should apologize. For my face.

Nat, I would never call you a slut or a whore, not because you can kill me with a raise of your eyebrow, but because I am entirely for a full embrace of the sexuality spectrum or whatever.

Sorry. I hate my face too, sometimes. It's not because I'm sorry that you're offended, but because I'm sorry I'm offensive. Sorry. Genuinely. My god.

Jan. 31st, 2015


I scraped the bottom of the barrel for this but I need to get away from the Suit up. Got a mission in South America, pack light - it's summer there. Wheels up in 30.

Nov. 20th, 2014


If I don't have my kid and my Lilly here soon, I'm going to find a way to punch the portal.

Nov. 6th, 2014


If you don't have any plans for this Thanksgiving, feel free to drop by my place. I only ask that you let me know in advance so I know how much turkey I'll need to prepare.

Oct. 26th, 2014


HIS AVENGER TEAM (including Kate Bishop):
This damn mov We've got a mission, suit up.

Clint, I invited your keeper, hope you don't mind. Figured it'd be a good idea to have someone on the team that's a good shot.

Oct. 21st, 2014


Before any of you pervs suggest it, I'm heading you off at the pass: totally gonna dress up as something from the Hawkeye Initiative for this year's Halloween. You're welcome.

Oct. 14th, 2014


How do they know?

Sep. 30th, 2014


Where's my remote, Kate?

It's supposed to be buried somewhere in the couch cushions. Next to $3 in change and last week's pizza. It's very specific.

Sep. 11th, 2014


sadly accurate )

Sep. 10th, 2014


I'm 99% sure this is your fault, Barton.

Sep. 5th, 2014



Aug. 15th, 2014


It didn't bother me at first that my phone number got leaked onto the internet, I got a lot of nice calls (for the most part) and talked to some interesting people. And then the reporters started calling.

Anybody looking for a publicist job?

Aug. 3rd, 2014


I've been here long enough to realize it's not fake, but that I still don't like it. Were they telling the truth when they said Captain America was here?

Jul. 4th, 2014


If you're anywhere near San Francisco, you should drop by Cap's apartment and wish the old man a Happy Birthday. There's cake.

OOC cut for picture. )

Jun. 18th, 2014


Someone should probably give me some busy work.

Not that I'm not finding entertaining ways to fill my down time... )

May. 25th, 2014


I'm seriously just sad I didn't think of this before Tumblr did.

Apr. 28th, 2014


You know what I like about California? Their food trucks. Sorry, guys, but you're going to have to roll me home at this rate.

But not really sorry.

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