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If I'm going to be a lady, at least I'm a hot one. Who wants to buy me drinks?

[ooc; PH!August turned into a woman!]

-you're quite certain this contraption will- Ah! So it does. And this, it does wha-


[ ooc: Liam Jones, AU where he lived because he stayed in Neverland. He was eventually freed from the island several hundred years later when everyone came to rescue Henry and the Dreamshade cure was administered. OTHER CHANGES/TWISTS ARE TBD IF I GET ANYONE ELSE FROM THIS AU. [edit] speech-to-text, obv. Gimme all your people. ]

Ugh. My leg's got termites. Looks like I'm going to be in the market for a new one.

In case you were considering it, the whole puppet thing? Bullshit.

Who wants to buy me a drink and tell me I look pretty so that I feel a little less hobbly and incomplete?

Wife Emma, how are you feeling? Baby's coming soon, isn't she?

[Filtered to Augusta and Kieran]

Thank you so much for the clothes. I promise I'll get them back to you in perfect shape as soon as I can.

What should I I didn't get a chance to ask how you're doing and what your life is like yet. So I'm asking. Maybe we could meet up? I'm job hunting so coffee's become a necessity.

[Filtered to Emmett and Holly]

Hi. So the HPD did provide temporary housing for me, I'll be here until I can figure something else out. I'd love to have a family dinner or something? I have no idea what

[ FILTERED TO AUGUSTA BOOTH AND KIERAN JONES ]
Alright, you two are driving me crazy and it needs to stop. Did you really have to give Nell all of your leathers?

Well, I've been through more portals than I'd really like at this point, but almost drowning in Hawaii is a new one.

I heard my daughter is here? Holly Mills?

[ooc: genderswap Neal Cassiday from OUAT]

Okay, so which one of you incredibly attractive people wants to go with me to a wedding this weekend? Random offers accepted, apply creatively within.

Hey, I don't have many complaints on the free trip to Hawaii, but the landing kind of sucked and I didn't even get to pack a bikini. And if my leg rots, you fuckers are paying for it And the latter's really more your (that's a 'you' general) problem even than it is mine.

[ OOC; genderswapped august booth! ]