PORTAL. RUDE. HDU.
You'll realise I'm not new because I actually listened to the HPD, because
I know them for fuck sake.
Anyway, they told me my parents are here (duh) but that it's 2015 so they're young and unwed. 2015 has the WORST movies. This - I do
not approve.
Spoiler alert: Stiles and Lydia, it's a girl! Three girls, actually. And to be more specific (because I like that every Stiles and Lydia probably just had minor heart failure) my dad is the Stiles that is a werewolf.
Ari Stilinski.