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Holy hell. I think you've gotten the wrong twin, Portal Pie. I'm the one from Seattle that's made for damp nights and large cups of straight black coffee, not the one that's built for steamy days and fruity Mai Tais.
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- erica reyes-mccall
- erik lensherr
- esme greenberg
- evelyn carnahan
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- evil charming
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- ezra greenberg
- ezra greenberg (twd)
- faith lehane
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- faye chamberlain
- felicity smoak (oracle)
- fenris
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- finnick odair
- foxface
- francis "bb" barton
- francis barton
- fred burkle
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- helen magnus
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- hermyone granger
- hernando espinosa
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- hikaru sulu
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- hook
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- illya nickovitch kuryakin
- indiana jones
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- isaac lahey (-3b)
- isaac lahey (au)
- isaac lahey (ghost!au)
- isaac lahey (pr)
- isaac lahey (steampunk)
- isabela
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- isabella black
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- jackie whittemore-young
- jackson whittemore
- jackson whittemore (steampunk)
- jacob black
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- jaina solo
- jake barnes-kane
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- jake black
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- jake stone
- james "bucky" barnes
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- james "logan" howlett
- james "sawyer" ford
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- james rogers
- james rogers (ph)
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- jamie "bucky" barnes
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- jane bennet-lee
- jane foster
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- janie barnes/white widow
- jarvis rhodey stark
- jax teller
- jean grey
- jefferson
- jemma barnes
- jemma simmons
- jen murphy
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- jenny humphrey
- jer gilbert
- jeremy gilbert
- jesminder bhamra
- jess drew
- jessica (ud)
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- jim halpert
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- johanna mason
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- john connor
- john murphy
- john murphy (sensate)
- john sommers
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- johnny jaqobis
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- jordan parrish
- josef kostan
- joseph lasile
- joyce summers
- jubilation lee
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- juliette paxton
- justice taylor
- k. yukimura
- kai yukimura
- kalakaua
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- kara thrace
- karen mclair
- kate "hawkeye" bishop
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- kate bishop
- katherine danvers
- katie fitch
- katniss everdeen
- katniss galloway
- katrina
- kelly
- kelly gibbs
- kelly gibbs 2.0
- ken wu
- kenzi
- kieran jones
- kieran mclaggen
- kili
- killian "captain hook" jones
- killian jones
- kira
- kira yukimura
- kira yukimura (steampunk)
- kitty pryde
- klaus
- kono
- kono fong
- kono kalakaua
- kristoff
- kurama
- kurt hummel-anderson
- kyle baldwin
- l evans
- l jones
- l martin
- l. martin
- l. potter
- lahey
- lahey-potter
- lancelot du lac
- laura hale
- laurel castillo
- laurel lance (au)
- leah clearwater
- leah jones
- lee adama
- leia naberrie kenobi
- leia skywalker
- leo fitz
- leonard "bones" mccoy
- leonard church
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- letty ortiz
- lewis barnes
- lex knightley
- liam dunbar
- liam jones
- lilly k
- lilly kane
- lils evans
- lily l potter
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- lily potter
- linc
- lincoln
- lindsey mcdonald
- lindsey trevelyan
- lito
- lito rodriguez
- little lupin
- lizzie bennet-darcy
- logan
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- loki
- lucivar yaslana
- lucy pevensie
- lucy westenra
- luke c
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- luke naberrie kenobi
- luke skywalker
- luke skywalker (ph)
- luna
- luna lovegood
- lyd martin
- lydia
- lydia frye
- lydia m
- lydia martin
- lydia martin (steampunk)
- lydia martin-stilinski
- lyle martin
- m connolly
- mad hatter
- maggie greene
- mags
- mako
- mako mori
- mal barnes
- mal tate
- malia
- malia kelly
- malia tate
- malia tate-hale
- marcel
- marcus delgado
- maria stark
- marian
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- marian yaslana
- marina hale
- marion ravenwood
- marsh connolly
- marshall connolly
- martha jones
- martha milligan-jones
- marty greene
- marty hale
- mary ann kelly
- mason hewitt
- mason lockwood
- matt donovan (ph)
- matt murdock
- matt rutherford
- mattie murdock
- matty donovan
- max goof
- max guevara
- maximum ride
- maximume ride
- maya delaney
- mayor mills
- mccall
- mccall (older)
- mcgarrett
- meg greenberg
- mel mccall
- melissa delgado
- melissa glaser
- melissa mccall
- melissa mccall (twd)
- metacrisis doctor
- michael caboose
- michael j. caboose
- michael noshimuri
- michonne
- mick st. john
- mickey st. john
- mike chang
- mikkel johnson
- milady de winter
- mindy lahiri
- mindy macready
- minerva mcgonagall
- mini august
- mini bucky
- mini darcy
- mini derek
- mini jefferson
- mini jo
- mini mcguinness
- mini paige
- mini steve
- mini weasley
- mj watson
- molly hayes
- molly weasley ii
- monty green (sensate)
- morgan mcgarrett
- morgana pendragon
- mulan
- nadia santiago
- napoleon solo
- natalia barnes
- natalia rogers
- natalia romanova
- natalie pellegrino
- natasha romanoff
- nate miller (sensate)
- nathan romanoff
- neal caffrey
- neal cassidy
- neha patel
- nell cassidy
- nell cassidy / bellefire
- nessie cullen
- nick gant
- nicolas de larroque
- nikola tesla
- ninon
- ninon (100)
- ninon de larroque
- nogitsune!allison argent
- nymphadora 'tonks' lupin
- nymphenburg tonks
- nyssa al ghul
- o blake
- o wood
- obi-wan
- obi-wan kenobi
- octavia blake
- octavia blake (sensate)
- octavian blake
- oliver argent
- oliver queen
- oliver wood
- owen grady
- p hale
- pace rivera
- padma
- padma patil
- padmé
- padmé skywalker
- paige
- paige grace
- paige rivera
- pam beesly
- pamela isley / poison ivy
- pandora moon
- papa stilinski
- parvati patil
- parvati patil-potter
- paul cutler
- peeta bread
- peeta mellark
- peg carter
- peggy "captain britain" carter
- peggy "captain britain" rogers
- peggy carter
- pep potts / rescue
- pepper "rescue" potts
- pepper potts
- pepper potts / rescue (ph)
- pepper stark
- percy jackson
- percy weasley
- perry van shrike
- persephone
- peter hale
- peter parker
- peter pevensie
- petra hale
- petra mccall
- phil coulson
- phil wenneck
- phillip
- pietro maximoff
- pinocchio
- piper mclean
- poe dameron
- porthos
- porthos (criminal!au)
- porthos du vallon
- potter
- prim everdeen
- prim everdeen (mockingjay)
- primrose everdeen
- prince charming
- prince phillip
- princess emma
- queen regina
- qui-gon jinn
- quinn fabray
- r lupin
- r reyes
- rach black
- rachel black
- rachel elizabeth dare
- rachel grimes
- rachel locke
- rachel zane
- raleigh becket
- rals becket
- ranger scott
- ranger stiles
- ranger stilinski
- rave reyes
- raven r
- raven reyes
- raven reyes (sensate)
- rebecca barnes
- reg mills
- regina george
- regina mills
- regina nolan
- regulus black
- remus
- remus l
- remus lupin
- remy lupin
- remy mills
- rephaim
- rexicus saturnus
- rexy
- rey
- reyes
- rhodey
- rich hardbeck
- rick o'connell
- rikki barnes
- riley blue
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- robin hood
- robyn hood
- roman godfrey
- romanoff
- ron weasley
- ronald weasley
- rosalie hale
- rose weasley
- rosie weasley
- rowyn hood
- roxanne weasley
- ruby lucas
- rumplestiltskin
- rupert giles (younger)
- rusty ryan
- ryan abbott
- s stilinski
- s. stilinski
- sabé
- saetan sadiablo
- sam anders
- sam e
- sam evans
- sam o'connell
- sam wilson
- samah o'connell
- sammie winchester
- sammy evans
- sara "canary" lance
- sara lance
- sarah bartowksi
- sarah bartowski
- sarah connor
- sarah rogers
- satsu
- sawyer
- scorpius malfoy
- scott
- scott delgado
- scott mccall
- scott mccall (au)
- scott mccall (memory!au)
- scott mccalpha
- scottie delgado
- scottie delgado (older)
- scottie mccall
- scottie mccall (older)
- sebastian kyle
- selina kyle
- shawn farrell
- sheila
- sheriff stilinski
- sheriff swan
- sherlock holmes
- sif
- sir peter
- siri black
- sirius black
- skywalker
- snow 'mary' white
- snow nolan
- snow white
- snow white (fables)
- snow white (ph)
- soh-jinn rourke
- solo
- sookie herveaux
- sophie deveraux
- sophie devereaux
- spider-woman
- st. john
- stark
- stefan salvatore
- steffie rogers
- stella argent
- steph mcgarrett
- steph mcgarrett-williams
- stephanie mcgarrett
- stephanie rogers
- steve "captain america" rogers
- steve mcgarrett
- steve mcgarrett-williams
- steve rogers
- steven grant rogers
- stevie rae johnson
- stiles
- stiles "werewolf" stilinski
- stiles stilinski
- stiley stilinski
- stilinski
- stuart twombly
- sturgis podmore
- sue "invisible woman" storm
- sulu
- summer roberts
- susan pevensie
- swan
- tal hale
- tali
- tali'zorah
- tali'zorah vas normandy
- talia hale
- tara knowles
- tara rosenberg-maclay
- tasha romanoff / black widow
- taylor harvelle
- teddy lupin
- thalia castellan
- thalia grace
- the doctor (au 12)
- the evil queen
- thea queen merlyn
- theo lupin
- thor odinson
- thora rogers
- thorin
- thorin (au)
- thorin oakenshield
- tina c
- tina cohen-chang
- tina cohen-chang (ph)
- tinerkbell
- tinkerbell
- tobias eaton
- tommy merlyn
- toni stark
- tonks
- tonks lupin (ph)
- tony dinozzo
- tony rogers
- tony stark
- torunn
- torunn (ph)
- tracey stewart
- travis marks
- tris eaton
- trish walker
- tristan d'herblay
- tuddy lupin
- ty lockwood
- tyler delacour
- tyler lockwood
- v. weasley
- val porthos
- vanessa
- varric
- vernon boyd
- veronica boyd
- vex
- vi
- victoire weasley
- victor crawford
- victor von doom
- vik barnes
- virgil 'pepper' potts
- wanda maximoff
- wendy darling
- wes mitchell
- wesley wyndam-pryce
- will gorski
- will turner
- william darcy
- williams
- willow darcy
- willow rosenberg-maclay
- yasha
- yukimura
- zeke jones
- zelah solo-greenberg
- zoey redbird
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Oct. 20th, 2013
Oct. 4th, 2013
[Filtered to Sheila and Caboose]
We need to talk about a life change I'll be making soon.
[Filtered to Alice Cullen]
Hey, I need a favor.
We need to talk about a life change I'll be making soon.
[Filtered to Alice Cullen]
Hey, I need a favor.
Jul. 6th, 2013
[ FILTERED TO ALICE CULLEN ]
I need you to sit on Church for the rest of his life.
[ FILTERED TO LEONARD CHURCH ]
YOU DUMBASS.
I need you to sit on Church for the rest of his life.
[ FILTERED TO LEONARD CHURCH ]
YOU DUMBASS.
Dec. 28th, 2012
NYC for New Years' Eve, who's coming with?
Dec. 12th, 2012
The next person who sings a Christmas song, wishes me a happy anything, or smiles at me, is going to get fucking punched in the face.
Nov. 13th, 2012
BELLA AND I ARE BEING HELD HOSTAGE.
SEND HELP.
SEND HELP.
Oct. 26th, 2012
Who has recommendations for a new career?
Sep. 2nd, 2012
I am going to BITE the next reporter I see.
Jul. 21st, 2012
Jun. 14th, 2012
he speaks to my sole
May. 8th, 2012
I don't know anything about weddings. So someone's probably going to need to help me with figuring some things out.
Apr. 20th, 2012
Apr. 19th, 2012
Apr. 9th, 2012
There was a chocobunny massacre. I didn't do it. Stop blaming the monster baby for everything. I'm not your Easter scapegoat.
Apr. 6th, 2012
fuck lol
Mar. 10th, 2012
Mar. 3rd, 2012
( TEXTS TO EDWARD)
• EDWARD.
• EDWARD, GET TO MY SHOP NOW.
• Ke$ha just walked through the doors.
• EDWARD.
• EDWARD, GET TO MY SHOP NOW.
• Ke$ha just walked through the doors.
Mar. 2nd, 2012
I keep finding glitter everywhere in the house. I'm guessing Edward got a hold of the alcohol and Ke$ha while I was out hunting.
Feb. 27th, 2012
[ texts messages to ALICE CULLEN ]
✉ I KNOW IT WAS YOU.
✉ The ugly paper was a terrible diversion.
✉ You need a hobby.
WHAT IF IM KE$HA IN REAL LIFE