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Hey Jersey, how's your Romanian?

[ FILTERED TO THE NYSD ]
Taking some time off. I'll be be back in a week. Sorry for the shitty timing.

[ FILTERED TO BETH MILLS ]
Don't bother to watch. I couldn't stop myself.

Annnnd I am now officially reminded why spending time with coeds Just Isn't Worth It. And why I didn't become a counselor outright.

So I might be a tiny bit kidnapped by cultist sorority girls. They didn't think to check to see if I had a second phone, so.

Come rescue me, yeah? My GPS is on.

Man, I love co-eds. Liking grading these papers a lot less, Professor Williams. You couldn't give me a prime party night off?

You're looking at the newest member of Zeta Tau Alpha. This is Beth, btw.



I was never even in a sorority when I did get my degree.

FILTERED TO NYPDSD:

Two deaths on NYU campus, they're very ... cultist. There's openings for a professor and a TA, I've already started the paperwork on getting Lincoln in as a guidance counselor (you're welcome).

Not going blonde again for a whileeeee. Even less of a chance of ever happening? Housewife. Just do what I do and never go home and then things stay clean! .... Or use magic. Oh magic, I missed you.

PS: Danny Williams makes a great husband, somebody snatch him up before I break department regs.

FILTERED TO BP HPD & NYPD BRANCHES:

I've got a case that requires probably about two weeks of undercover. Limited outside contact with BP people, we've got some locked down communication devices that can't be tracked or hacked but if this goes well, I'll we'll be watched. I require a male, because you'll have to pretend to be married to me and lesbian isn't part of the profile. (Linc, you're out. Not sorry.) Roman? FBI!Danny?

If you're interested, let me know and we'll set up a debrief and I'll let Stilinski vet you. She's really good at it.

FILTERED TO MINI JEFFERSON & REGINA:

Starting next week I'll be undercover, so limited contact only. It's pretty run of the mill (see what I did there?) for me, so I just wanted to let you guys know. If it goes along the timeline I've got planned, it should be about two weeks, maybe a little less if he moves up his timetabl.

I'm making the jump back up to NYC and being a little short when it comes to funds thanks to the portal's relocation method, it's going to be tough to go solo. As I don't want to have to take a tiny, cramped little place that I share with rats and cockroaches, I could use a roommate.

Or if anyone is looking for a roommate. Workaholic FBI agent who isn't home much but can cook like no one's business, doesn't cause a mess, respectful of privacy and space.

I'm pleased to announce that the NYPD Supernatural Division will be taking applications effective immediately. Experience and superpowers aren't a prerequisite for acceptance so much as a willingness to work hard and reliability at odd hours. The NYPD Supernatural Division will be working in tandem with the HPD Supernatural Division to support safer communities for all.

In addition to full-time jobs, we'll also offer several paid internships if you'd like to get your foot in the door.

To those of you who don't know me personally, I'm Sheriff Jane Stilinski from Beacon Hills, California. No powers, but I run a tight ship and expect the best out of you. If you have any questions I can try to answer them, but if they get to be too much I'm going to shove you in HR's path.

[ Filtered to Stiley ]

All right, kiddo, your impersonation of a washrag is on point. I've tried ice cream, giving you time and space, and old-fashioned snooping, and no dice. What's going on?

I've met the most judgmental dog in the world and it belongs to my sister. There's nothing creepier than waking up to find you're being stared at.

What is there to do on this island that doesn't involve using a board to coast on water or investigating crime syndicates? Also, reasonably priced would be appreciated with my current financial situation.

All work and no play really does result in a break with reality. Lesson learned.