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Oct. 14th, 2015


Come get scared for charity! Tickets to Darkstorm Mansion Haunted House will directly benefit the Honolulu Children's Hospital. It's only $5 a person and your money is going to help those with truly frightening diseases.

(I'm going to be a mad scientist.)

We also still need volunteers to take tickets and to spook people in the ballroom, so if you're inclined, let me know and I'll get you an audience with our representative from the hospital.

[ Filtered to Jackie ]

I'm sorry about my behavior this weekend; I honestly don't know what came over me. The nightmares were one thing, but they made me cranky and I should never have put molten lava in the kitchen like I did. The mess is cleaned up. Promise you can't even tell.

[ /Filter ]

Jan. 14th, 2015


I would very much appreciate direction towards somewhere I may find coffee.

[ OOC; He arrived last night, promptly became his Mr. Hyde Kanima self and spent the night lizarding around -- which, btw, someone is welcome to have seen as long as they don't LAUNCH IMMEDIATELY INTO CALLING HIM OUT FOR IT because it isn't common knowledge -- until he felt the urge to attack, at which point he became a puppet. He remembers only flashes of it, as per usual, and is his exhausted, disgruntled self atm. ]

Jan. 1st, 2015


who Adam Young & Jackie Whittemore
what Adam's New Year's Surprise.
when NYE 2015
where NYC briefly, then Big Ben, London.
rating/status Complete! Mostly G.

New Year’s in New York is so cliché. )

Dec. 22nd, 2014


I'm terribly sorry about this; I was daydreaming in line at the shoppe today about how it's a shame that seals aren't really associated with the hols, not like polar bears are, at any rate, and then I thought that they might feel bad about not being noticed like that, and then one thing led to another, and the seal happened near my old neighborhood.

I'm glad that they found her, though! Feel a bit bad about it; she must have been awful confused. Happy Christmas, seal!

Dec. 11th, 2014


I know a lot of people don't like it when a holiday and their birthday line up, but I never minded sharing a birthday with Christmas. I was always off for it, after all, and we had plenty of food and visitors and I never wanted for presents. Things got awkward after the Chattering Order of St. Beryl started coming by when I turned twelve to see if my opinion on ending the world had changed, but they were at least always gracious about it and agreed to sing a very stirring rendition of Good King Wenceslas when I told them to pretend that they were carolers so as not to upset Mum and Dad. If there's one thing to know about Satanic nuns, they're very adaptable and their fruitcake has all sorts of things in it.

Anyway, I'm finishing up the last of my examinations this week; my entry into the school year was belated and still a little confusing but everyone's working very hard to ensure that I'm not too far behind. I was wondering if, speaking of carolers, anyone would like to join me in singing a few songs for the homes for the elderly next week? I've already spoken to a few administrators who would be happy to have some visitors. Let me know if something like this would appeal to you, and I'll sign you up.

I do suggest we avoid any references to grandmothers getting run over by reindeer, though. That seems like something the elderly could get sensitive about.

Dec. 8th, 2014


I just watched two little kids freak out over being put on Santa's lap.

I don't blame you, kids. He's creepy.

In other news, if I decide to set one toe into a mall again before the Christmas is over, someone stop me.

Nov. 25th, 2014


So through no fault of my own, we're down a turkey. I'd just taken it out of the freezer and was getting ready to brine it and turned my back for a second and Ivan... helped. A lot.

I'm probably going to have to sell my soul downtown, but either way, there will be a replacement turkey. And probably every last one of these too, because ugh I hate it when everything is not perfect.

And it's not even December.


There's a Newark in California. Things you learn on a Tuesday morning.

If I could borrow a teleporter for a few minutes, that would be appreciated.

Nov. 24th, 2014



I stole a dog. )

Nov. 13th, 2014


For those of you that might not have anywhere to be this Thanksgiving or find yourselves alone because of past lives and mistakes, you can find a place at my table.

But if any of you bring drama or weapons, I will end you. Do I have the puppet spell on me? You don't know.

Nov. 11th, 2014


Alright, Mr. Antichrist. Want to get into some trouble?

Nov. 5th, 2014


This is all a bit "second verse, same as the first" isn't it?

Hello, I'm Adam Young. I was here a few years ago, but they said it was different, then, with different people. I knew a Regina Mills? And a Jean Grey? Stiles Stilinski did my homework once; that was very nice of him. I've been back in England these last few years after the portal sent me home. I haven't ended the world or anything, so I guess you could say that it's business as usual.

It's nice being back in Hawaii! Albeit very unexpected.

[ Adam Young from Neil Gaiman/Terry Pratchett's Good Omens, also known as the sweetest little Antichrist in existence. He comes 9 years after the end of the book, remembers his few months in PH, and will be so confused. ]