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I'm so sick of portals.

Papa? They said my other parents aren't her- Henry?

[ ooc; Same AU as Remy Mills & coma!Henry Mills! ]

You're looking at the newest member of Zeta Tau Alpha. This is Beth, btw.



I was never even in a sorority when I did get my degree.

FILTERED TO NYPDSD:

Two deaths on NYU campus, they're very ... cultist. There's openings for a professor and a TA, I've already started the paperwork on getting Lincoln in as a guidance counselor (you're welcome).

The only way Dramamine actually helps is if I take it before swimming, boats, or docks. Not only was my entrance remarkably ungraceful and swear ridden, the waves are not what I'd call calm today so basically I'm just going to lie down for a little while.

So how many Swans and Joneses are there at this point? Are we talking sizable baseball team or actual village? (Just so you know, I counted and did this research when drunk one night, and we absolutely could have our own village. And town motto. Who wants to come up with the motto? I don't know why this is still in a parenthesis.)

[Filtered to her Regina, Jefferson, and Killian]

Ugh, evil parents at 1 o'clock.

FILTERED TO BP HPD & NYPD BRANCHES:

I've got a case that requires probably about two weeks of undercover. Limited outside contact with BP people, we've got some locked down communication devices that can't be tracked or hacked but if this goes well, I'll we'll be watched. I require a male, because you'll have to pretend to be married to me and lesbian isn't part of the profile. (Linc, you're out. Not sorry.) Roman? FBI!Danny?

If you're interested, let me know and we'll set up a debrief and I'll let Stilinski vet you. She's really good at it.

FILTERED TO MINI JEFFERSON & REGINA:

Starting next week I'll be undercover, so limited contact only. It's pretty run of the mill (see what I did there?) for me, so I just wanted to let you guys know. If it goes along the timeline I've got planned, it should be about two weeks, maybe a little less if he moves up his timetabl.

FYI, immediate family (you know who you are) are requested for birthday dinner for both the 36 year old and the 2 year old on Wednesday. Because we're not insane, I'm doing private home catering - so if you have any special requests, speak up now!

Everybody is invited to Chuck E Cheese on Sunday, 1pm - whenever. There's gonna be pizza and whatever.

Hot people, 21+, are invited to Iron Horse NYC, Saturday night. You get bonus points if you're single and want to hit on my oldest son, so. Get on that.

[OOC: immediate family would be people like Grace, Older!Stucky and kids, Jamie/Lilly/Jake, older!OUAT crew, mini!OUAT crew, Thorin, etc. If your character is close to them, they're invited. :P]

Seriously, 2015? The portal couldn't have picked a good year? Like 2040? I enjoyed that year. AND I existed in it.

Since I know if any of my brothers are here, they fucked around enough for all of us: Mills and Jefferson's report. Emmas and extended can chime in too after they're done gaping at me. Yes, I'm awesome. Yes, you're all young and... whatever. I'm sure the word precious has been thrown around.

Call me Beth, full name is reserved for when I sneak through my bedroom window late or steal mom's good wine.

[OOC: Mini!Jefferson and Regina's kid!]

Unless you are dying or the one in charge of taking care of our kid - or are our kid - don't even think about texting us in the next four days.

I mean, chances are low we'll reply anyway. Mostly because we'll be too busy having sex here to reply. Feel free to be jealous, etc etc. We'll just mock your replies while sipping mimosas naked.

[OOC: Impromptu vacation, so if you want to volunteer your character as toddler!babysitter for the long weekend, feel free! First come, first serve. :P]

Jeff, you may want to, uh. Just stay at the shop.

( I made the mistake of going to to the bathroom. )

Oh God, oh God, oh God Quick question - how do you turn someone back from being a frog? Note that I will not be kissing them.

And more snow is expected. Someone tell the weather to quit it because I can't handle being a human popsicle any longer. And we need a better heater, guys, this one is on its last legs. I can kick in $100 for a good one.

[ FILTERED TO HER JEFFERSON ]
I was offered a job at the If Only Farm Equestrian Center in Freeville. They want me to give private lessons on the weekends once the weather stops acting up. I thinking about taking it as part-time work in addition to the shop.

The four foot tall horse head weirdo from last year is back and now he wants a life size flamingo hat this year. In ten days.

So hayyyy, who wants to volunteer 6-8 hours of their time for charity? October 25-26th, I'll be hosting a Children's Halloween Carnival. I got permission to use Gramercy Park & Hotel for indoor and outdoor activities, and am currently getting donations and backers for rides, activities, booths, etc.

What I need from you guys - anyone who's willing - is volunteers to work one or both days, man booths, work the carnival, picture & autograph booths, face painting, judge costume contests, bob for apples, maybe sit in a dunk tank, get hit with a pie or two? All proceeds are going to Children's Health Fund charity. So, yknow, kids.

Sooo, if you want to help (please!) contact me ASAP with when you're available. All day, a few hours, etc. I'm asking if you sign up, you at least do it in a 4-hour block so that I don't have to shuffle people around too much. Currently working on getting lunches donated for all of the volunteers.

(Thor, I'll be abusing your arms to help set things up. Be prepared.)

Happy International Talk Like a Pirate Day!

I think it's time to dye my hair.

Papa, can we go out on Killian's boat for the fireworks tonight?

FILTERED AWAY FROM HIS JEFFERSON:

I require the services of a jeweler that has the ability to work with steel, rather than gold. As it's something that needs to be forged from another item, the internet has been less than helpful, and I hoped with our wide range of refugee skills, someone might be available for hire.

What the fuck, Portal. I'm getting really sick of your shit. We were this close to kicking Cassie's family's ass.







Why's there a billion Captain Americas around and where are my friends?

[ooc; Future BP Faye who was sent back home, but then brought back!]

Time to prepare for the onslaught of stupid April Fool's pranks.


At least make it interesting this year, guys?

I need a cat.

Unrelated, can you be attracted to a voice?

it was so BEAUTIFUL i can't believe they're finally married when i get married i want a wedding JUST LIKE THIS ONE