blackpoint - the au community

[ FILTERED TO TEEN WOLF ]
Listen, I know a lot is going on, but I need to know who considers themselves apart of my pack.

Since there's an almost obscene amount of us here, Danny and I are thinking about putting together a lacrosse league. Danny's already said he'd try to find us a venue, so let us know if you're interested in joining in.

We'll probably have to do some fundraising for equipment if people want to make this a thing, and I volunteer car washes in Oahu.

Someone smack me the next time I say "How much weirder can it get?"

[ooc; RTW!Danny who is in the know, helps out Deaton and Stiles with researching, and generally has been helping where he can.]

( in some universe somewhere, this is real life )

I do not have time for portal crap today. I don't know what the hell this is or why I was dumped back into the ocean, again, but no.

Isaac is trying to be the next Werewolf Supreme or something, and I'm pretty sure Scott is drunk and trying to hit on Chris Argent so if you could just send me back right now.

Not that I expect it to listen. Because it never listens.

Starting over again is a bitch.

Alcide? anyone from home?

[ooc; ask and ye shall receive, Scottie <3 ]

Anyone else feeling slightly violent?

I'm going to do some combat training. Interested parties can join me and vent their frustrations without becoming a puppet.

_{ooc: Derica's got a new face. Please pretend she looked like this all along! The Kstew novelty wore off.}

I think I might do the spring semester weekend program at FIT. It starts next month. I figure it might be good to get some experience in something that might actually be within my abilities.

( Delievered to Isla Lahey on Valentines Day morning )

( Delievered to Veronica Boyd on Valentines Day morning )

Let's see if I've got all this: it's not 1993, I'm somebody's idea of fiction, there's a television show in which I'm both older and the bad guy (guy is the relevant shock here), pretty much all my family's either dead or "dead" until they're useful to the plot, and I'll turn into a puppet if I "try anything".

Got here yesterday. Spent the night catching up. Life's just full of surprises, isn't it?

[ Petra Hale for Blackpoint, Genderswapped AU!Verse, I regret everything nothing ]

[ alex ]

Lyle said
no, fuck
I was thinking
You know, there's this place that
So hypothetically speaking

So I learned today that Monique Lhuillier smells like sunshine and cinnamon. Also, her new line is amazing.

Also, are you hungry? I mean, it's late, and I'm always hungry, and thank goodness I've got a good metabolism. Probably a werewolf thing too. Apparently, I look like my mom, though, and she was always thin and healthy until she got sick. So that's probably a good sign, especially since I don't really get sick anymore. But yes. Food. Do you want to go? Or even just ice cream. Or coffee, since it's cold. Or maybe breakfast in the morning. Whichever. I mean, I want to take you to eat sometime soon. If you want to go.

[ boyd and eric, added later]

ALEX. DATE. BACK LATER.

ASDJFKSAJFA

I hate that stupid st-

I learned today that if people think you're Selena Gomez, they will make Beyoncé themed deliveries on Valentine's Day. I only feel a little bit bad.

I know we've already talked about it, but this is just like rubbing salt in the "Full moon on Valentine's Day" wound.

Do you think they'd do take out?

Captain America is here?

FILTERED TO TEEN WOLF PEOPLE:

Not to break away from the woe and doom of our terrible lives back home, but... the full moon is on Valentine's Day this year.

How's that for fun?

What's everyone in the mood for doing tonight? I have cake (I stole your cake, Boyd) and I have paint pellets.

Happy Birthday, most beautiful Boyds! Once we all get back to the city and everyone's gotten settled, you're all welcome to join us at our place for take-out and movies until unreasonably late hours for a school night.

For the record, this is better than watching.

I'm taking the Pantless Wonder to the zoo. Anyone want to tag along? MOM. MAJOR BETA. I promise I'll be back in time for school on Monday! <3

[ FILTERED TO STILEY STILINSKI, LYLE MARTIN & ISAAC LAHEY ]
If you guys want a break, I really don't mind taking him on my own.

I don't remember passing through Sagittarius A, there's nothing in the lab that would have been able to manipulate space propulsion to such a degree, so far the Kerr ring theory hasn't been proven - a Kerr ring hasn't been discovered - I can't find any evidence of a cosmic string capable of producing a closed timelike curve, I don't think I can fit into a quauntum foam environment even on a non-green day and I definitely didn't stumble upon a Einstein-Rosen bridge in a pho restaurant in lower Manhattan.

Which is to say that I don't think I get this portal.

Dr. Bruce Banner, by the way.

FILTERED TO LAHEYS

I know the last episode was pretty terrible and you know I'm here if you need it, but I just wanted to say thanks for the comment you made about the twins and their involvement with my d me. It's nice to know someone c

FILTERED TO TW TEENS

Okay. I'm caving to Isla's puppy eyes. I mentioned this once to her, but I wouldn't say no if you guys wanted to go out dancing one night.

Awkward Public Service Announcement: I'm using text to voice programs right now and I don't always remember to bring a headset wherever I go. So if you have something to say that you really don't want the whole world hearing, you might want to filter it away from me for a little while.

Also uh if you see me acting weird or looking like I'm about to puke, please find Scottie McCall? Or Lyle Martin. Or just shove a paper bag in my face and remind my dumbass to breathe? I'll take what I can get.

/end of psa

[FILTERED TO SHERIFF STILINSKI]

Would you get mad if I took a few days off from school? I'd stay up-to-date on my homework and not just lay around playing video games. I've just got to try out a few theories and things are getting a little awful rough dicey when I'm stuck in classes all day.