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For the record, the supernatural division at HPD has much better coffee than the general area of the precinct. Good on you, whoever is in charge of that! I assume the same can be said for you hotties in 5-0.

Someone want to come bail me out?

I didn't wake up expecting this to happen today, that's for sure. Apologies to the rescuer I alarmed by diving down - couldn't let my hat sink.

[OOC: AU!Aramis from the same AU as Milady and Athos, but expanded slightly!]

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I've opened an Etsy shop for my herbs and teas! If you're interested in anything, let me know. I specialize in medicinal teas and treatments, such as those for headaches and nausea, but I did a little work alongside a midwife before I got pulled through again so I have a lot of experience with those for morning sickness, etc.

There'll also be some vegan recipes as well, because who doesn't need more vegan recipes?

[ next gen kids ]

'Garden Party' this weekend (iykwim~)! Friday night into Saturday morning. Bring snacks and things to camp with, we're sleeping under the stars. Snitches get stitches.

FILTERED TO FUTURE!BP MUSKETEER GROUP (Minus Tristan):

We could all use a brighter top Which of you do I need to sleep with in order to convince we need to buy this? I'll be shameless if I need to.

FILTERED TO TRISTAN:

Come house shopping with me before you fuck off and leave the country. I need you on my side for this one.

[Filtered to his Aramis, Porthos, and Ninon]

( Cut for discussion of alcoholism and detox )

I've managed to acquire new space for my school, and I expect to open it come fall. If there are any educators in the community looking to work with some of the most intelligent young women around, please let me know. The same goes for parents of young ladies who are seeking a more specific education.

( the older musketeers + tristan )

Aramis.

ARAMIS.

[OOC: Comments will likely contain Musketeers spoilers!]

TEXTS TO TRISTAN:

» You weren't in your room this morning - don't glare at me for picking the lock, you didn't answer the door and it saved your father from breaking it down.
» Should I assume you were just off having a bit of fun? Or was it more business?

Moms, Dad, expect something in the mail soon

[ Texts to Tristan ]

» Hi ♥
» Are you up for a night hike?

Ah, Hawaii Youth Correctional Facility. Had I been born in this era, I likely would have ended up at one of these. Or ran into Porthos in one. Instead, I'll be working there, in an outreach program to help set kids on the right path and get them the help they need.

It's over-crowded, there's no order and guards that would rather intimidate the teens than help them. I plan on changing that, thankfully with a bit of favors called in from HPD and a long conversation with the Governor. Wish me luck, I've a feeling I'm going to need it.

Stuck as to what to do on Valentines Day? Lonely and sure you're going to die alone, your body eaten by wolves (you wish)? Single and ready to mingle, or at least tingle? Take the El Cheapo way out and come bowl with ~ME~ on Saturday. What's a better ode to the power of love than rental shoes, stubbed fingers and greasy pizza that's been sitting under a heat lamp since the Cretaceous period? NOTHING.

For those assorted couples who can keep their pookie eyes to themselves, come on by as well! If you violate the uncoupling code and get nauseating, in twenty years the bowling alley will be the site of an urban legend that culminates in the line "...and then they never found the lovers' heads...". This is intended to be a safe place for grouchiness and singleness and self-esteem crises, not an opportunity for you to host a speech about how you finally found ~the one~.

If I sound grumpy, it's because I am. I know I'm supposed to be cool and aloof and not care about Valentines Day, but I'm not, so. This is me being passive aggressive about it. Or is this aggressive? IDK IDK. COME BOWLING.

Tris, I didn't know your dads were in a boyband when they were young.
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This round of "Unpopular Opinions" is brought to you by waiting for the prof to hit 15 minutes late so we can all book it. Have I mentioned lately that college is a trainwreck and I love it?

It's easy to play Unpopular Opinions - you just give your opinion on something contentious. No fake-unpopular opinions that everyone agrees with, and try not to insult people in the fandom if you go to pop culture. Basically, be contentious, but not a dick, and be prepared to defend your opinions. Mine are:

• Mexican food > Asian.
  
• Neil Gaiman recycles the same plot every book.
  
• Mr. Yukimura is the hottest Dad on the-show-who-will-not-be-named.
  
• I'd rather go see the Spice Girls lip sync in concert than Radiohead sing live.
  
• Chicago > New York City
  
• (This one's for you, Liam) Art died with Warhol.

Come at me.

Found a gym willin to let a washed up Musketeer teach kids self-defense. If you have kids between 8-18 and you don't mind signin a waiver, it's on King st. Official classes start next week, but I'm around if you wanna interrogate me. I enjoy a good interrogation.

If you don't have kids, but wanna be able to take care of yourself, we can talk about that too. Just know I'm a lot rougher with adults.

I'd like to give a warm welcome to the Lili`uokalani Botanical Garden's newest intern, Ms. Ella Booth! We're terribly excited to have her charm and expertise as we prepare our gardens for the upcoming spring.

Ella, I've got a few papers for you to sign and a few shots you'll need to take since you'll be hanging out more than most with me, and I want to make sure that I wouldn't be a single bit of danger to you.

[ooc; An engagement ring! It's made of enchanted wood instead of metal and has a pretty diamond stone instead of an opal.]

Bis repetita placent.

Where are my gentlemen?

I attempted vegan pancakes. Who wants to give them a shot? Ella, I already set yours aside.



[ FILTERED TO AUGUST BOOTH ]
Okay, something's up with Liam. He keeps ma'aming me and asking random questions about me and the station. I'm close to interrogating him.

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[ the foursome ]

Guuuuuuys, my dad is proposing at the end of the month. I forgot how wonderful 2015 is.