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Dec. 18th, 2014


Okay, okay. I get it. I've been slacking on my supernatural lore lately. There really was no need for this kind of immersion, though. Some of us have responsibilities.

Petra, I may be overshooting your abilities here, but this seems right up your alley.

Dec. 8th, 2014


Oh HPD sweatpants, I didn't miss you.


Nov. 10th, 2014


I actually really don't mind the puppet spell, because it takes the edge off wondering if when I go insane listening to the same ten-song set of Christmas carols from Halloween to New Years at work how much damage I could actually do to my coworkers.

Why? WHY? WHY???

Oct. 24th, 2014


posted on Instagram )

Oct. 16th, 2014


[ Filtered to Family + People She's Been Friendly With - it's a big filter so basically if you don't actively loathe one another, consider yourself on it ]

Thing One: I've got a placement test at NYU Poly next week for the spring semester. I'm going to get lost at a friend's house upstate this weekend and part of next week to study for it, as it's not enough that I do well; I also plan on eviscerating the competition. You cannot find me. You cannot trace me. I'm dust in the wind. Text if there's a problem I'd actually care about. Otherwise, buzz off. (Assorted Hales, there's a casserole in the freezer.)

Thing Two: My birthday's on the 27th, which falls on a Monday this year, which I think we can all agree is terrible. I'm going to celebrate it on the 24th here, and you're welcome to join me. Yes, that is a Halloween-themed club playing exclusively 80s and 90s music complete with an entire Nirvana floor. Yes, it's perfect. Costumes are optional; I'm broke so I'm going with the tried and true slutty cat. No gifts, unless they're expensive, and if you insist I will always accept donations to the Alcohol for Petra Hale Charity. The more donations I receive, the more likely it is that I will show you my flawless Thriller.

Petra out.

Oct. 7th, 2014


About two years too late, Portal. I'm still pissed at you for leaving us there.

They told me my kid is here. Scott?

Sep. 2nd, 2014


[ Filtered to Tal & Derica ]

If the landlord asks, just tell him that as far as you know, that hole's always been in the exercise center wall, and "I don't even think Petra uses the exercise center, anyway".

You know, if he asks.

[ /Filter ]

In a bid to think about literally ANYTHING ELSE Fall! Also known as the best season. I need to get some Real Adult clothes if I'm going to convince anyone that I can be a shift manager; I'm thinking of picking up the oxblood trend in a sweater and grabbing one of those knee-length skirts in black. You know, a vibe of "don't fuck with me" with a side-order of "look at my boots; aren't they adorable". Skipping the python print trend; I hate things that look like animals. What are we, cavemen? Gross.

Jul. 30th, 2014


I did not get out of Beacon Hills to be dumped into a place that has multiple versions of its residents.

[ooc: laura hale! pre-season one of teen wolf, two years before she dies. <3]

Jul. 21st, 2014


Voice-to-Text Post

Look at me, with a much-nicer way to Voice-to-Text post! I can even delete things so it's not just stream-of-consciousness babble. Movin' on up.

Anyway, I was wondering if anyone had any experience with telekinesis? Or... well, ghosts? Helping ghosts? See, I've been learning how to move things, but it takes a lot out of me and I can only manage to do a little bit at a time. It'd be nice to figure out something a little more normal impressive. It's no big deal if yo I'm happy to try just about anyt I'm going a little crazy here so Anyway, if anyone has any ideas, just let me know!

Jul. 15th, 2014


Does anyone know where Jeff Davis lives?

I'm ready to rejoin the real world now. When do I get to meet my nieces and your friends?

And do either of you know where Kate Argent is located?

Jul. 11th, 2014


I'm unconvinced that you aren't responsible for this, Petra.

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